Octopus Tentacle Jokes

Funniest Octopus Tentacle Short Jokes

Short octopus tentacle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The octopus tentacle humour may include short octopuses tentacles jokes also.

1. What did the octopus say when he found out his wife had 10 tentacles? You've got to be squidding me!
2. What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain
   Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain
3. It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles... Because then it would be octward.
4. What do you call an octopus with no tentacles? Bob
   Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner 😂
5. What do you call an octopus without any legs An octopus cause they have tentacles not legs
6. Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous.
7. What did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident? High five!

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Octopus Tentacle One Liners

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1. Did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? Just squidding!
2. How did the octopus tickle a man ten times? With it's tentacles.
3. How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!
4. What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime.
5. How do you make an octopus sing an octave higher? Kick him in the tentacles.
6. How many times should you tickle an octopus? Tentacles.
7. What do you call an octopus with only seven tentacles? Handicapped.
8. How can you tell if an octopus is a male? It has 9 tentacles.
9. How many arms do an octopus have? Tentacles.
10. What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
    Tentacles.
11. What do you get if you cut off one of an octopus' tentacles? Octopus Prime
12. How many does it take until an octopus laughs? Tentacles
13. Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE.

Octopus Tentacle Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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