Octopus Laugh Jokes
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Son: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Me: I don't know; how many?
Son: Ten tickles.
Me: Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.
Son: Huh?
Me: Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tell if an octopus is a male octopus?
Son: No; how?
Me: Test tickles.
Son: ...
Son: ...that's inappropriate.
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten tickles.
Of course there are eight of them, the first two are test tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
I'll show my self out...
How much tickles do it take for an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.....
I'll go back to studying now
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
But did you know that only Male octopus laugh?
It was a short study but scientists figured it out. .
With test tickles
Everyone knows it takes ten tickles to make an Octopus laugh, but what do you call it when you're just trying out tickling?
Test tickles
Why couldn't the camping Octopus stop laughing?
Tent tickles.
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus that can play any instrument in the world. Everyone laughs, so he says he'll bet $50. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, so the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet, and the octopus plays it better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup?"
Paul died laughing.
How many pokes does it take to make an octopus laugh?
"Tentickles"
lol Corny, i know
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