Octopi Jokes

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Funniest Octopi Short Jokes

Short octopi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The octopi humour may include short plural jokes also.

1. What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud.
   What's the plural of octopus?
   Octopi.
   What's the plural of compass?
   Cumpie.
2. What do you call a bunch of octupuses and whales going on strike together? Octopi whale street!
3. What's the formula for octopus circumference? octopi*r2
   Of course it should really be octopods*r2
4. What group of creatures go by the base-8 code number 3.110375524210264302151423063050560067016321122011160210514763071...? Octopi.
5. A gang of octopi would be heavily armed. Never cross them unless you're ready to octodie...
6. Two octopi are sitting at a bar One says to the other, "I'm all outta ink, mind sliding me another bottle of that stuff?" to which the other replies, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
7. If the plural of octopus is octopi, cactus: cacti, focus: foci... Then what's the plural of compass?

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Octopi One Liners

Which octopi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with octopi? I can suggest the ones about jellyfish and octopus.

1. πππππππ Look, it's an octopi
2. Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins.
3. How do octopi greet each other What's Kraken
4. Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi.
5. What had 8 legs and lives in the ocean? 4 bodys chained to a brick.
   ...also, octopi
6. What do you call 2 octopi that are the exact same? Itentacle twins.
7. What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied
8. What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs? An octo-pi
9. How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups.
10. You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi.
11. Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood? They're suckers for sushi
12. I never get bored at my aquarium job... It keeps me octopi-ed
13. What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie
14. What do you get when you take the i out of octopi? A cycloptopus!
15. Why do octopi make good workers? They're very handy

Happy Octopi Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about octopi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make octopi pranks.