october Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious october stories

What are the best october puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about October? Well here is a complete list of the top october jokes:

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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I can't believe people are letting fireworks off in October!

It's scared the dog so badly he's knocked the Christmas tree over.

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Canadian visits friend in the states

Canadian: "How is it 30 degrees here in October?"

Friend: "The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?"

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Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?

Because he had a hallow-weenie.

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Silly Saturday - Time for Fun and Laughs - October 19, 2013

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So it's the first of October.

I wonder if anyone remembered to wake Green Day up?

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That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Why aren't there 32 days in October?

Because Octover!

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So a nun was driving along a road one October evening when it noticed a hitch hiker. The nun decided to pick him up. After a while, the man (hitchhiker) says,"Sister, i know you would disapprove, but i find you very attractive and would like to have intercourse with you. Im not married, so i woud not be sinning as much." Reluctantly, the nun says," will have anal sex with you, so it is not fully a sin." So, they pull over and get freaky, and get back in the car. The man says,"Sister, i really enjoyed that, but i have a confession; im married, and have 4 children." Appalled, the nun replies,"i have a confession to. My names Bob, and im on my way to a costume party."

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best october jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 9 puns about october. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty october gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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