October 9th Jokes
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A gentleman boasted that his parrot would repeat anything he told him.
A gentleman was boasting that his parrot would repeat anything he told him. For example, he told him several times, before some friends, to say Uncle, but the parrot would not repeat it. In anger he seized the bird, and half-twisting his neck, said: Say 'uncle,' you beggar! and threw him into the fowl pen, in which he had ten prize fowls. Shortly afterward, thinking he had killed the parrot, he went to the pen. To his surprise he found nine of the fowls dead on the floor with their necks wrung, and the parrot standing on the tenth twisting his neck and screaming: Say 'uncle,' you beggar! say uncle.'
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This English joke was printed in the Iowa Citizen on October 9th, 1891. It is believed to be the origin of the American idiom of "crying Uncle."
I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year
Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed
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