Ocean Tide Jokes
10 ocean tide jokes and hilarious ocean tide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ocean tide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ocean Tide Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good ocean tide joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why couldn't the ocean wave?
Its hands were tide.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What does the ocean use for laundry?
Tide!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kick the ocean.
That's why we have tides now.
Staying at the beach this week, and can't help but wonder how so many parts of the ocean can appear so dirty...
...when there's more or less tide in it every single day.
How did the hockey match end between the ocean and the moon?
It was tide.
Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."
Have you heard the score between the Ocean and the Beach?
It was tide.
This is the real no arms no legs on the beach joke, not that lame one. - So there was this guy with no arms and no legs...
... and his friends are all like, "we have to make a good thing for him since he's depressed and stuff."
So they decide to take him to the beach. They dug a small hole, positioned the handicapped friend on the sand, with a little table and a drink with a straw.
Over time the tide comes up, and all his friends are playing football far away. They forgot about no arms no legs man. Completely forgot about him.
As the tide almost reaches his belly, a drunk man approaches. The handicapped guy is screaming on the top of his lungs by now.. help!
The drunk guy says "nothin to worry little fella, I'll help"
So he grabs our unlucky protagonist and drags him to the ocean. The drunk man is eager to wish him good fortune: "Go little turtle, go in peace... "
A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs.
Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from
Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him.
The English woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave
him a nice warm hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave
him a gentle kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said: "Av ya ever been fooked before, Laddie? The
man broke into a big smile and said, "No I haven't."
She said, "Aye Lad, ya will be when the tide comes in."
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