Obstruction Jokes
5 obstruction jokes and hilarious obstruction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obstruction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh away your worries with this collection of funny obstruction jokes! Whether you're dealing with a bowel obstruction or an obstacle in life, you can use humour to manoeuvre through the blockage. Read on for a collection of funny laughs that bring a smile to your face.
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b**... 1: Sir, the river is running at full capacity with no obstruction!
b**... 2: d**...!
We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths.
Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.
What crime is committed when you drink a glass of ice water, but use your lips to keep the ice from leaving the glass, only to let the water through?
Obstruction of just ice.
A man comes to see a urologist...
"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.
"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.
"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?
"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I d**..., without any obstructions whatsoever" - the man responds.
"That's good, too. But why did you come to see me, then"?
"Because I don't wake up until 9:00"!
Did you know that choking on a single cube of water is i**... in some places?
It's referred to as an obstruction of just ice.
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