Obstetrician Jokes
18 obstetrician jokes and hilarious obstetrician puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obstetrician that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Obstetrician Short Jokes
Short obstetrician jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The obstetrician humour may include short gynecologist jokes also.
- A woman was in labor when she suddenly yelled, Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't! Don't worry, said the obstetrician.
* Those are just contractions. * - At the Birth "Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along."
- Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery.
- It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!
- I sent a reminder to a client that it was time to visit the eye doctor.
He called back to inform me that he would not be coming in because, as he put it, "I have a new obstetrician." - What do you call a physician that helps fruits through the birthing process? an Obst-etrician
- Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he s**... up the delivery...
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Obstetrician One Liners
Which obstetrician one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with obstetrician? I can suggest the ones about gynaecologist and pediatrician.
- Why do most obstetricians quit when they're 45? Because they have a midwife crisis.
- An obstetrician once told me that telling a joke is all in the delivery. So now you know.
- I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers.
- Why did the obstetrician quit her job at age of 35? She was having a midwife crisis.
- It makes sense that obstetricians "deliver" babies Since they arrive in a box.
- What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section.
- If you think about it... Obstetricians are just *navel* engineers.

Giggle-Inducing Obstetrician Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about obstetrician you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean midwife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make obstetrician pranks.
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician's waiting room discussing their pregnancies.
The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant!
The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the m**... when she got pregnant!
All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!!
Three pregnant women, a blonde, brunette, and red head are at their obstetrician to find out the s**... of their babies.
The brunette says, "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top."
The red head says, "Well that means I'm going to have a girl because I was on bottom."
Just then the blonde starts crying her eyes out. "What's wrong?" the other two say.
"I'm going to have puppies!"
Do storks deliver babies?
An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."
At a cocktail party...
an obstetrician's wife noticed that another guest, a big, oversexed blonde in a slinky red dress, was making overtures at her husband. As it was a large, informal gathering, she tried to laugh it off, until she saw the woman begin whispering into her husband's ear while her hand caressed his back.
At once she confronted the blonde b**... and screamed, "Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"
A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet."
His friend replies, "Why??"
"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."
"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"
I'll show my self out.
