Obstacle Jokes
10 obstacle jokes and hilarious obstacle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obstacle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this humorous take on obstacle courses! This article presents various jokes about running an obstacle course, using steroids to gain strength and creating your own custom course. Read on for a good laugh and a fresh perspective!
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What is a good obstacle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I came up with this joke during lunch break: What do you call a jewish obstacle course?
Shlalom
I know I'm gonna get hate for saying this, but there are some races that I just don't like.
For instance, anything with an obstacle in it. Like if I'm running 10k, don't make me climb over a wall halfway through it.
Bad news. I broke up with Lorraine. She found out I was seeing Clair Lee
The good news is I can see Clair Lee now Lorraine has gone.
EDIT : I've never heard this but I'm getting tanked for it by my friends
But I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
My mum has a photo of me in her wallet and not of my siblings
She said whenever she face an obstacle, she looks at my photo and her problem disappears.
I really felt touched until she said she tells her self: "what other problem can be bigger than this one?"
My mum's favourite piece of advice to give me when I was growing up was, "Whenever life puts an obstacle in your way, the best way to deal with it is to tackle it head on".
I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.
What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?
Cops
Your crush's boyfriend is merely an obstacle, similar to a fence.
You just gotta jump 'em.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach
That way the ribcage won't be an obstacle
What's the hardest Olympic sport to master?
Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition.
Sure is taking Google a long time to make a self driving car.
They're hitting one obstacle after another.
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