The Best 78 Obsession Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Obsession jokes. There are some obsession penchant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these obsession infatuation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Obsession Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

and then I saw her face...

My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions.

So I bid her farewell.

Obsession joke, I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions.

In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math.

Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer

So I said "On loan or permanent transfer?"


My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession

She said "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer".

I said "But baby, I can change".

She said "There you go again!"

At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.

I nearly choked on my #Brown

Obsession joke, At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.

My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim,

I think it's in my jeans.

Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday ..

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, Baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"

Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth.

Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.

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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding...

...and then I saw her face.

My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.

I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?

People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....

Well, take a look at me now!

Led Zeppelin obsession

My girlfriend came in with tears in her eyes, saying she prayed and prayed that I would end my obsession with Led Zeppelin.

I told her, "Crying won't help ya. Praying won't do you no good."

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.

I said: May divorce be with you.

Obsession joke, My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.

My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her...

...But then I saw her face.

I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology.

I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
He replied, "I don't follow you."

My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death

"Jokes on you" I said "if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"


My wife has packed her things and left me...

My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects.

Frankly, I'm shattered.

My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices.

So I said, "Bae, leave."

I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings.

I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan.

My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming,

I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!

My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up.

It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta....

I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli.

My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats.

Meh.

My dog has a creepy obsession with trees

All he ever does is talk about their skin

The moon landing was staged

The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.

I heard a story about a cannibal who had an obsession with cooking his victim's organs...

It was really heart-warming.

Voldemort is like a teenage girl.

He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with pasta

I'm feeling cannelloni right now

My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum today

She told me to choose between her and my obsession with pointing out doors to anyone in the room.

I responded, "Well, there's the door."

My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that.

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food

Sushi left me.

If you have an obsession for the Imperical System...

...we could say you have a foot fetish

My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't quit my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face.

My girlfriend broke up with me, saying I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that...

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle

He had serious selfie steam issues.

A man goes on a date

Friend: 'How did your date go?'

Man: 'I talked too much about my obsession with simplifying fractions'

Friend: 'That wasn't a very good idea'

Man: 'Yeah, well hindsight is 1'

My wife and daughter are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing...

"And they're off!"

Apple have officially rebranded with the name APPLE

Due to their obsession with capitalising.

My girlfriend said she left me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was kidding..

..but then I saw her face.

My friend has this really weird obsession with snakes, it's not right....

i think he has A Reptile Dysfunction

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing

She's at the gate... and she's off

As a child, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice

Which cost my mum a fortune in saffron...

When i was little, i had an obsession with Posh Spice.

Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.

What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is...

addictionary.

My psychologist says I have an obsession with vengeance

We'll see about that

You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare....

Back in my day we just died

I have this stupid obsession to check whether the oven is on and that the doors are locked.

I really hate my job at the crematorium.

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with baby monitors...

For crying out loud!

My wife left me because of my obsession with Smash Mouth.

But then I saw her face.

Now I'm a believer.

My girlfriend said, Your obsession with acting like a detective is getting out of hand. I think we should split up.

I said, Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.

I have this weird obsession with old memes...

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Whattaya call someone who seems to have an almost fetishistic obsession with stomping into a comments section, saying something absolutely horrible, and spending the rest of the day slapfighting with whole threads of people calling them an idiot?

A compulsive mass debater.

Unfortunately my girlfriend left me recently because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face...

My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads.

So he gave me some tablets.

My friends think I'm a fanboy because of my obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I'm sick and tired of your obsession with walkietalkies, this relationship is over!

This relationship is what? Over.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a large obsession with The Monkees.

At first I didn't believe her, but then I saw her face.

I left my ex-girlfriend because of her obsession with counting...

I wonder what she's up to now?

I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out..

Now I'm feeling cannelloni.

My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.

I said, please Yondu that.

My girlfriend and I were arguing as usual. She said "It's either me or your obsession with pointing out doors?"

I said "Well if you don't like it; the door is there".

On a scale of one to ten, my obsession with Harry Potter

is nine and three quarters.

My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.

I said, Wait, I can change!

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

[On the way to the therapist] Me: You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won't you?

Her: Yes.

Me: I knew it!!

My GF said she's leaving me because of my obsession with TV Dramas. But will she really leave me?...

Find out next week!

My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker

But I think she's bluffing.

My girlfriend just broke up with me due to my linkin park obsession.

...But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My wife left me

My wife left me because of my obsession with CB radios. She told me that it's over, over.

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.

Im feeling canneloni right now

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."

I replied, "That's 15 love."

My girlfriend left me because of my Linkin Park obsession

But in the end it doesn't even matter

My therapist said I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that.

I saw my therapist today, and said "You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren't you?" She said Yes.

I said "I knew it!!"

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