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Why are Chasidic Jews the best detectives?

Because they're so observant!
(Made this up myself.)

I'm not an observant Jew.

You might even say I'm an oblivious Jew.

this is for my country

Four guys climb the highest observation point in the world. A white guy, black, jew, and german.
Theyr reach the very top and the german leans over the edge and is taken aback by the view.
Suddenly he shouts out "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!" And leaps to his death.
Feeling a sudden urge of patriotism the jew leans over the edge and shouts "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!" and leaps to his death.
Scared from witnesing two apparent suicides the black guy leans over the edge to check if the two had survived the fall.
"THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!' Shouts the white man and pushes the black guy over the edge and proceeds to walk back down.


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