The Best 6 Oboe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Oboe jokes. There are some oboe harpsichord jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these oboe symphony puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Oboe Jokes and Puns

My friend made a flute out of a carrot...

It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.

My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra?

The oboe bonobo hobo.

(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the oboe solo.

An orchestra is tuning up for a challenging concerto; all but the first chair oboist.

She is not preparing for her performance. As the draw of the curtains approached, the conductor could no longer abide her inaction. He gritted, "why are you not preparing? Why haven't you habituated your instrument?" She retorted, "I don't believe in oboe warming."

What's a programmer's least favorite instrument?

The oboe - off-by-one-error


Why can't you fool an oboe red baby?

Because he wisent born yesterday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the oboe rendition jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working oboe violin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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