Obnoxious Jokes
38 obnoxious jokes and hilarious obnoxious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obnoxious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Obnoxious Short Jokes
Short obnoxious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The obnoxious humour may include short annoying jokes also.
- Winter is like the justin bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
- Winter is like Justin Bieber It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
- I have a next door neighbour that's really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels.
- I said my mother-in-law was a cranky, meddling, pushy, obnoxious shrew but she took it wrong. She thought I was joking.
- My friend keeps obnoxiously bragging that he broke my record for deep sea diving. That's a new low.
- After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date… The American tourist!
- There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers.
- 2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"
Gotta love dad jokes - People say im not suitable to be a politician. I disagree Im obnoxious and dont listen to people just do my own thing for my own benefit match made in heaven
- One day an obnoxious atheist asked a pious Muslim man to explain to him why people suffered If God existed. The Muslim calmly thought for a minute And then hacked that disbeliever's head clean off.
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Obnoxious One Liners
Which obnoxious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with obnoxious? I can suggest the ones about annoyed and obscene.
- My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels
- I'm annoyed with my loud obnoxious neighbour. Now I know how Canada feels.
- My neighbours are really obnoxious and crass So now I know how Canada feels...
- How do you measure the obnoxiousness of middle-aged white women? In degrees Karenheit.
- My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious... So now I know how Canada feels.
- What is a word meaning "an obnoxious person", beginning with C-U-? Customer
- What do you call an obnoxious potato? A dictator.
- What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph!
- My next door neighbour is loud and obnoxious I really do feel like Canada.
- What do you call a policy that covers obnoxious laughter? Carr insurance.
- What do you call an obnoxious millennial? A: An Abominable Snowflake
- What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!
- Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award.
- What do you call a group of bratty, obnoxious, Muslim children? Little s**...'ites.
Fun-Filled Obnoxious Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about obnoxious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unpleasant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make obnoxious pranks.
At a corporate party…
The director of HR stood up and said If anyone has any comments or anything they'd like to say please come up to the microphone
An employee stood up and walked over. He picked up the microphone and pointed it directly at the speakers. A loud obnoxious noise screeched out and filled the room. Everyone covered their ears as he held it there. He then turned it away and handed it back to the HR director. To which the HR director said…
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Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?
My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.
This no kidding came from my 10 y/o today from his class. 5th Grade
Student #1: was acting rude and obnoxious toward other students in class
My kiddo: "Stop acting rude"
Student #1: "Make me"
Student #2 (a friend of my kiddo): "Your Mom and Dad already made that mistake."
Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when
the nosey neighbor peered over the fence, and asked "What are you doing?"
Nancy replied, "Well my goldfish dies so I just buried him"
The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, "That is an awful big hole for a tiny gold fish"
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well he's in your cat"
I suggested to my wife that maybe it's time we asked our roommates to move out, seeing as they are obnoxiously loud and leave their s**... everywhere.
After throwing her shoe at me, she told me that it's apparently i**... to kick your kids out before they are 18.
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
The elevator ride
A woman is on an elevator heading to the 9th floor. 3 other well dressed and wealthy women get in at the 5th floor and begin obnoxiously talking about how much they each spent on their perfume after one gives the other a compliment. The first one spouts off Chanel, $100 per bottle. The second one replies Gucci, $125 per bottle. The 3rd says Well I have you both beat! Jean Patou, $1800 per bottle! Annoyed, the first woman on the elevator goes to get off and let's out a very loud and rancid f**... and says Broccoli, 59 cents a pound!
Van Gogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:
* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
