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French Jokes
What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.
What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.
Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.
An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly s**... charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b**... strike using the full might the American military to obliterate the German (and all the nearby land). The Frenchman gets blown up by the American strike, because he already surrendered and was taken prisoner by the German.
For sale: A French rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
What's the difference between a French soldier and a brain-dead jugghead? The jugghead runs towards the battle.
Inspired by the American president. The French prime-minister ordered his secret service to carry around a locked briefcase that can only be unlocked by the prime-minister in case of an emergency war. Inside is said to be the controls to the national white-flag system.
What's the French military motto? Don't shoot, we surrender.
Those who underestimate the power of homophones
Shall be obliterated by my Easter Warship
Statistics are like Bikini Atoll
Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.
Donald Trump just obliterated Hillary Clinton's campaign to smithereens with THIS secret Trump bazooka
Pure sensationalism. Hillary Clinton supporters are furious.
A priest is playing golf with a sailor.
The sailor uses salty language each time he misses. "g**..., I missed!"
The priest warns him not to curse in God's name.
The sailor misses again. "g**... I missed!"
The priest cautions him again.
The sailor misses a third time. "g**... I missed!"
The skies open up and the hand of God casts down a bolt of furious vengeance which completely obliterates... the priest.
The sailor looks up into the sky.
A booming voice from heaven says "g**..., I missed!"
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