Obligatory Jokes
19 obligatory jokes and hilarious obligatory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obligatory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Obligatory Short Jokes
Short obligatory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The obligatory humour may include short obliges jokes also.
- What weigh more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? The gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
^obligatory ^not ^my ^joke - Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
Obligatory - Obligatory Cake Day joke What do a pregnant woman and a burnt cake have in common?
Pulled out too late. - TIFU traveling through time... Obligatory this didn't happen today but three weeks from now
- The first jockstrap in ice hockey was introduced in 1874. The helmet was first obligatory in 1974. So it took precisely 100 years before men realized that the brain eventually could be useful too.
- Obligatory post on 3/14: Why should you never talk to pi? Because he'll just go on forever.
- The cops pulled me over and asked me if I was high... I said no... I am only just about 400ft over sea level..
( Obligatory Sorry) - I couldn't afford a coffin, and had to bury my father in the package my TV came in. Obligatory RIP inbox
- Alt-Right does nothing for our Word Ctrl-Right, though, moves us to a whole new Word.
Obligatory I'm here all day. - Obligatory: I was asked what I was planning on doing next year I told them that I didn't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Kill me
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Obligatory One Liners
Which obligatory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with obligatory? I can suggest the ones about inevitable and required.
- I haven't [insert] since last year. (obligatory)
- TIFU by going on a hike with my soccer team Obligatory this happened a three weeks ago...
- Would spinning in your grave be considered a plot twist? --obligatory text--
- Where do Grammar n**... get put on trial? You're*-emburg
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Delightful Fun Obligatory Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about obligatory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean essential jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make obligatory pranks.
My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was...
I told her it was the dude from Sesame street
She said, "He doesn't count."
I said, "Oh I assure you, he does."
(obligatory cake day joke)
The history of the c**....
In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first c**... using a sheeps lower intestine.
In 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.
~ Obligatory edit. No, it took them 601 years to get the welsh out of the sheep to make the condoms.
Two genies in a deserted house..
A guy gets lost in a desert and stumbles upon a house s**... bang in the middle of the desert. After ascertaining that it wasn't a mirage, he enters the house and sees three doors and a lamp at the entrance of the house.
He rubs it and out pop two genies, who are very grateful and decide to grant the man three wishes.
"Before you open each of these doors, wish for what you want most and then open the door."
So he goes upto the first door, closes his eyes for a moment and then enters the room to find all kinds of riches.
He follows the same process and enters the second room and is greeted by the most beautiful women in the world all eager to please him in every possible way.
When he finally makes his third wish and enters the third room, a noose appears from the ceiling and within minutes, the man is dead.
As the two genies leave the house and traverse the desert, one of them turns to the other and says sadly, "I just don't understand. He didn't look suicidal. What was his third wish?"
To which the other genie replies, "Yeah I have no idea why he wished to be hung like a black man."
Obligatory addition: *And then the other genie fainted.*
My birthday was so beautiful
Even the cake was in Tiers
Obligatory cake day post :)
Hope you enjoy it.
I hope everyone is doing well during these tough times. Even if you're not, that is completely understandable and valid. Just know, that I may not know you, but I am supporting you. Sending you all a virtual hug. You may also have a slice of my cake :)
