Objective Jokes
36 objective jokes and hilarious objective puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about objective that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Objective Short Jokes
Short objective jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The objective humour may include short subject jokes also.
- If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
^* - If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
- I OBJECT! the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, No…you human.
- My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
- I have an amazing ability, I find objects just before people lose them. The police however call it theft.
- Stop saying no to drugs You talking to inanimate objects is the reason why your doctor prescribed them to you in the first place.
- Give a man a duck, and he'll eat for a night. Teach a man to duck, and he'll avoid low-flying objects.
- What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
- My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects.
Frankly, I'm shattered.
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Objective One Liners
Which objective one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with objective? I can suggest the ones about goal and purpose.
- As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass. Just wanted to make that clear.
- My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that.
- Never treat a woman like an object... It hates that.
- What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back.
- Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns… …or is it just me?
- Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
- Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter
- Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport?? Discus
- I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point.
- Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees? They have three axes.
- You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that.
- Programmers are so sexist... They treat their dates as objects.
- I can't place iron objects next to each other... I'm allergic to Fe lines.
- My favorite sport is golf Because the object of golf is to play the least amount of golf
- I keep finding 2 dimensional objects all over the house... I think they're my flat mates.
Hilarious Fun Objective Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about objective you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make objective pranks.
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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it
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Are you a v**...?
Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Maria replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a v**...?" Joe was amazed!
"No, silly," she giggled, "I've never objected!"
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My wife is a s**... object
I ask for s**..., she objects
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I have a buddy that likes to have s**... with inanimate objects.
We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do.
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I used to think women were objects.
But then it hit me.
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A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"
They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.
"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're n**... and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and Russian agreed on this point but the Russian soon raises an objection to this.
"No clothes, no shelter and they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian"
The Rabbit, The bear, and The genie.
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit trips on a glistening metal object. The bear quickly picks up the object which appears to be a silver oil lamp.
A genie appeared forth.
The genie looked at the bear then the rabbit, then back at the bear.
"Alright, which of you schmucks freed me?"
"Me" the bear and rabbit said simultaneously.
The genie looked at the rabbit, then back at the bear. "Alright, I'm in a good mood, so you both get three wishes. Who's going first?"
The bear volunteered. "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female" He said.
"I wish I had a motorcycle" said the rabbit.
"Done and done" said the genie. Next wish?
The bear got a dumb smile and said "I wish all the other bears in the surrounding forests were female."
The rabbit hopped on the motorcycle. "I wish I was wearing a helmet"
"Alright. easy enough."
The bear a grin across his face yelled "I wish all the other bears in the world were female!"
The rabbit revved the engine, put on some goggles and as he sped away yelled "I wish the bear was gay!"
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Two r**... flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two r**... survived the
c**....
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
