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36 objective jokes and hilarious objective puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about objective that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Objective Short Jokes

Short objective jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The objective humour may include short subject jokes also.

  1. If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
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  2. If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
  3. If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective... I'd say it was Doctor Whom.
  4. I OBJECT! the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, No…you human.
  5. If I was being subjective, I would have to say that the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who. If I was being objective, I would say it's Dr. Whom.
  6. My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more.
  7. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
  8. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...
  9. I have an amazing ability, I find objects just before people lose them. The police however call it theft.
  10. My friends and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It's a small scale operation.

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Objective One Liners

Which objective one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with objective? I can suggest the ones about goal and purpose.

  1. As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass. Just wanted to make that clear.
  2. My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that.
  3. I used to think women were objects. But then it hit me.
  4. Never treat a woman like an object... It hates that.
  5. What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back.
  6. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns… …or is it just me?
  7. Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
  8. myWoman = new Woman("Jenn", 32); "What, am I just some sort of object to you now!?"
  9. Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter
  10. Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport?? Discus
  11. What's the Objective of Jewish Football? To get the quarter back.
  12. I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point.
  13. Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees? They have three axes.
  14. You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that.
  15. I object to all of the sex on the TV, these days... I mean, I keep falling off!

Objective joke, I object to all of the sex on the TV, these days...

Hilarious Fun Objective Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about objective you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make objective pranks.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Studying engineering in school is like World War 2.

The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.

Are you a v**...?

Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Maria replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a v**...?" Joe was amazed!
"No, silly," she giggled, "I've never objected!"

My wife is a s**... object

I ask for s**..., she objects

I have a buddy that likes to have s**... with inanimate objects.

We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do.

A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"
They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.
"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're n**... and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and Russian agreed on this point but the Russian soon raises an objection to this.
"No clothes, no shelter and they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian"

My girl friend is a s**... object.

When I ask for s**..., she objects.

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream

He says to Putin: "I have two bits of advice for you: kill off all your opponents and paint the Kremlin blue."
Putin asks, "Why blue?"
Stalin replies, "I knew you would not object to the first one."

Objective joke, Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition