The Best 43 Obiwan Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Obiwan Jokes and Puns
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents…
What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?
(snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi's least favourite drink?
Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover?
The tag line is "There can be Obi-Wan."
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke.
Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda.
Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go?
Yoda: Kill him...
\*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\*
Yoda: ...you must not.
What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?
Qui-Gon Gin.
Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery
I'll take 2 of these he says.
The baker replies, There's only one cannoli.
I wanted Obi-Wan to help me rob a bank...
so I said "you in McGregor?"
Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?
Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
Please don't kill me.
Joke For Darth
What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
Obi-wan then Obi lost.
What would Obi-wan say if he was a teacher?
Metaphors be with you
What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin's relationship?
Di-vorce is strong with these two
How many Jedi's does it take to screw in a lightsaber?
Obi-wan ☝️
Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?
Because he had the high ground.
One day, Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...
Obi-Wan is eating normally, but Luke is having so much trouble with the chopsticks he's spilling the food all over the table.
Eventually, Obi-Wan becomes angry and says, "Use the forks, Luke!"
Stars Wars is not aging well. After 40 years, Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot be more wrong.
Obi-Wan: "You will **never** find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
2017: "Hold my beer"
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?
(shrugs)
"Well, Sith happens"
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?
Use the forks, Luke.
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out?
The Maul.
Can Obi-Wan obi?
Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?
The only advice he gives is Use di-
vorce
Why won't Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?
Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
May The Force Be With You
And with your spirit!
In the name of the Vader, Obi-Wan, and the holy Jedha....
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: They R2!
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant?
Use the fork, Luke
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite type of BBQ sauce?
A bold one.
Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?
He likes the high grounds.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant
Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the forks, Luke.*
What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?
Obi-Wan Spumoni
Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night
He's being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?
These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks?
Use the fork, Luke.
Yoda and Obi-Wan
Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.
Obi-Wan asks, "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?"
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Yoda answers, "Off course, we are."
So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
What car does Obi-Wan drive?
A Highlander
For the Star Wars Lovers
Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What advice did Obi-Wan give Luke when Luke's marriage was falling apart?
Use divorce, Luke
What does Obi-Wan Kenobi call he's weed farm?
The high ground
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper.
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