Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

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  1. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  2. Why was Obi Wan Kenobi fired from his job as a marriage guidance counsellor? He kept telling people to "use divorce"
  3. Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
    Obi-wan then Obi lost.
  4. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor? The only advice he gives is Use di-
  5. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
    "Well, Sith happens"
  6. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy? These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
  7. Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery I'll take 2 of these he says.
    The baker replies, There's only one cannoli.
  8. Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi? Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
    Please don't kill me.
  9. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon? Use the Fork Luke. The Fork
  10. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament? That's gnome un.

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Obi Wan Kenobi One Liners

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  1. Can Obi-Wan obi? Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
  2. How many obi's does it take to kenobi? Only wan.
  3. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out? The Maul.
  4. Disney isn't making a second season of Obi-Wan Kenobi Because there Kenobi-Wan.
  5. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke
  6. What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite type of BBQ sauce? A bold one.
  7. How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat? Only one cannoli
  8. Obi-Wan had a son named Ken Ken Obi-wan Kenobi
  9. Obi Wan Kenobi was named after his gynocologist uncle Obi GYN
  10. Did you hear about Obi-Wan Kenobi's gay Jedi friend? Obi-have!
  11. Who's worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-TOO Kenobi!!
  12. Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert? Obi-Wan Kenobi.
  13. What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican? Obi Juan Kenobi.
  14. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
  15. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say the day before Cinco de Mayo? "May the Fourth be with you"

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A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."

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Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel.
May the w**... be with you

What did Obi Wan Kenobi tell Luke when he took him to a brothel?

May the w**... be with you.....

Why is v**... Obi-Wan Kenobi's least favourite drink?

Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Yo mama so fat

Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"

Why does Obi Wan Kenobi smoke w**...?

Cause he is on the high ground

Why did Obi Wan Kenobi fertilize his lawn with m**...?

He wanted the high ground.

Stars Wars is not aging well. After 40 years, Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot be more wrong.

Obi-Wan: "You will **never** find a more wretched hive of s**... and villainy"
2017: "Hold my beer"

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.
Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastically. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."
Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"

Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night

He's being charged with Grievous b**... Harm

What is Obi Wan Kenobi's least favourite drink?

Absolute v**...!

What does Obi-Wan Kenobi call he's w**... farm?

The high ground