Obgyn Jokes
36 obgyn jokes and hilarious obgyn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obgyn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Obgyn Short Jokes
Short obgyn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The obgyn humour may include short objective jokes also.
- Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi
- You know, they say loose lips sink ships... That explains why your mom was kicked out of the Navy after visiting her OB/GYN.
- I wanna stay fresh - baby, can we make love now?
- sorry, I wanna stay fresh for the obgyn tomorrow!
- right! Dentist is next week, isn't it? - [OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy.
- Having attended all prenatal appointments for two kids, i was disappointed my wife's obgyn didn't recognize me at the grocery store Apparently she is just really bad with faces.
- OBgyn: I will be delivering your baby boy. Mom to be: Actually, I prefer that he keeps his liver.
- How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
- My wife just got back from her OB/GYN appointments. He told her she cannot have s**... 6 weeks. I said, "That's fine but what did your dentist say?"
- OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the c**... industry. '
- An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well.
I guess he just always s**... up the delivery...
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Obgyn One Liners
Which obgyn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with obgyn? I can suggest the ones about appointment and obsessive.
- What do you call a really old OBGYN? A Gynosaur
- Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges.
- why did the allosaurus visit the OB-GYN? it had a Yee-st Infection
- Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!
- Why did Picasso go to the OB/GYN? Because of his blue period
- What does an Italian OB/GYN say when you thank her for the ultrasound? Prego.
- What does OB-Gyn stand for? Oh Boy! Got You n**...!
- Know what OBGYN stands for? OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You n**...!
Playful Obgyn Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about obgyn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gynecologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make obgyn pranks.
A brunette and redhead and a blonde are at the OBGYN
The brunette says she knows she is going to have a boy because her husband was on top. The redhead says she is is going to have a girl, because she was on top. The blonde says: "Oh my God. I'm going to have puppies!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all sitting in the waiting room waiting to see their OB/GYN.
The brunette turns to the group and says, I'm pregnant and I'm having a boy . The redhead asked her how she knows and the brunette tells her, I was on top when we conceived .
The redhead then says, well in that case I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom .
The blonde jumps up and starts screaming, Oh God, I'm going to have puppies!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all pregnant, are in the waiting room for the OB/GYN....
The brunette says "I was on top, so I'm gonna have a boy."
The redhead says "I was on the bottom, so I'm gonna have a girl."
The blonde bursts into tears and says, "I'm gonna have puppies!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head
Are all sitting in the waiting area of the ob/gyn. The brunette says, "I heard if he's on top you're going to have a boy." The red head says, "well I heard if she's on top you're going to have a girl."
The blonde bursts into tears. The other two rush to her asking what's wrong.
Through tears and sobs she says, "I'm going to have puppies".
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead...
Were sitting in the waiting room at the OB-GYN. Each of them were pregnant and having a chat.
"I'm going to have a boy cause I was on top" the brunette said. "Ah well then I'm going to have a girl cause I was on bottom" the redhead replied. The blonde thought for a moment, then started to cry. The other two looked at her concerned and the brunette asked "What's wrong honey?" Then the blonde replied through her sobs "I'm going to have puppies!"
Do storks deliver babies?
An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."
What are you looking for in a woman?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and lets out a heavy sigh. "I just don't know what I'm looking for in a woman anymore," he laments to the bartender. "I suppose it's time I give up my practice as an OB-GYN."
Blonde, brunette, and redhead in an OBGYN office...
The brunette says her kid will be a priest, because she likes m**....
The redhead says her kid will be a construction worker, because she likes it piledriver style.
The blonde bursts into tears, and cries "Oh no, I'm having puppies!"
Obgyn Assistant
A guy is looking for a job and sees an application for an obstetrical assistant who has to trim patients "private parts" and rub oil there in preparation for the session. He tells the officer, "I'd like to apply for that one" and the officer says he has to go up to Sudbury. (Way the h**... up north!)
What? The job's in Sudbury he asks?
No, it's here. That's just the end of the line.
One Night, as a couple lay down to bed,
the husband gently starts rubbing his wife on the arm. The wife turned over and said "Sorry honey, I have an OBGYN appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
Dejected and rejected, the hubby tries to sleep. After a while he turns over to his wife and says "Do you have a dentist's appointment too?"
Three women went to see the OB/GYN
The Brunette came out and said, "We had s**... in the m**..., and we're going to have a boy!"
The Redhead came out and said, "We had s**... in the c**... position, and we're having a girl!"
The Blonde started sobbing as she stood to go in. Between sobs, she said, "Oh no! We're having puppies!"
A blonde, a red head and a brunette are at the OB-GYN...
..the read head says to the brunette, "I'm having a boy because he was on top.", The brunette says, "I'm having a girl, because I was on top." They both turn to the blonde and ask her, "What are you having?" The blond suddenly bursts into tears. "Oh, honey." they say, "What's the matter?" The blonde looks at them and says, "I'm having puppies!"
the knights
What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?
Sir Vey
What is the name of the agreeable knight?
Sir Tenly
What is the name of the Knight who used to be a s**...?
Sir Vent
What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
Sir Amony and Sir Tiffy Cashien
What is the name of the Knight who is also an OB/GYN?
Sir Vix
What is the name of the Knight on l**...?
Sir Real
What is the name of the Knight who makes pottery?
Sir Amik Vaze
What is the name of the Knight who also works in the OR?
Sir Jen
What is the name of the Knight who is totally radical?
Sir Fer
What is the name of the Knight who is a great trader?
Sir Plus
What is the name of the French Knight?
Sir Render.
What is the name of the Knight who never loses?
Sir Vivyn
What is the name of the Knight who enjoys practical jokes?
Sir Prize!
What is the name of the Knight who is always in the lead?
Sir Pass
What is the name of the Firefly class Knight?
Sir Renitee
What is the name of the really sketchy Knight?
Sir Spishus
(all credit for those above goes to /u/NedryOS)
What's the name of the knight who is always sure of himself?
Sir Ten (creds to /u/loufizzle)
what is the name of the knight who loves snakes?
Your mama is so s**......
...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers.