obeyed Jokes

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My girlfriend came home yesterday....

She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said "OK".
Then she told me to never wear her clothes again


The new king was an animal lover

The new king was an animal lover. So much so that he issued an edict that there would be no hunting of any animals while he was king. People had mixed feelings, but the king was so good to them that they obeyed his command. That is, until the kingdom was overrun with animals of all types...
The people gathered and talked and decided this couldn't go on. The king wouldn't change his mind, so the people chose to overthrown the king....

It was the only time in history that the reign was called on account of the game....


On your knees everyone!

After a seminar on 'Your words are powerful' I decided to test my power.

So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!"

Before I could blink, everybody had obeyed me. Some people even laid face down.

After a while I brought out the bible and said, "let us pray..."

I think the seminar guy took my money, all I got in the end was a night in jail.


I love how grown up my little child is these days...

... he completely understood & obeyed when I quietly whispered "Go tell mommy you need to have your diaper changed".


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