Obeyed Jokes
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A mother asked her son to lose their cat somewhere in the jungle.
The boy obeyed. The boy returned home and reported to his mom.
Son: Mom! I led the cat far into the jungle. I even got lost!!
Mother: How were you able to come back home?
Son: I followed the cat.
My girlfriend came home yesterday....
She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said "OK".
Then she told me to never wear her clothes again
I love how grown up my little child is these days...
... he completely understood & obeyed when I quietly whispered "Go tell mommy you need to have your diaper changed".
On your knees everyone!
After a seminar on 'Your words are powerful' I decided to test my power.
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So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!"
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Before I could blink, everybody had obeyed me. Some people even laid face down.
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After a while I brought out the bible and said, "let us pray..."
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I think the seminar guy took my money, all I got in the end was a night in jail.
I was at the zoo the other day and saw a sign that said, "Do not feed the animals."
Naturally, I obeyed the sign. So they fired me.
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