Obesity Jokes

Doctor, doctor

Patient: The problem is obesity runs in our family.
Doctor: No, the problem is no-one runs in your family.

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.
The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"
The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."

Obesity it's a disease

People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch.

An observation by Adam Hills

"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"

A pizza guy enters an obesity clinic and says, "I have 15 meat lover pizzas with extra cheese."

The nurse at the receptionist desk angrily asks him, "Why would you come here and mock our patients?"
The pizza guy defensively answers, "It's just what the doctor ordered!"

The early bird ate all the worms...

and died from obesity.

Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity...

He says "It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."
Doctor replies, "No the problem is no one runs in your family."

People always say that obesity runs in their family...

I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Obesity cures wrinkles.

A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family

The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family.

Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining.

They're dropping pounds fast

A philosopher friend is just telling you about how his obesity is actually very healthy, how do you convinve him otherwise?

Push him over the bridge to stop his train of thought.

Yo momma so fat

She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today.

But the queue was enormous.

What borders obesity?

Mexico and Canada

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club.

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

Ÿøû know how I know that there is a widespread obesity epidemic in America?

My tinder matches.

Obesity is no laughing matter.

Because laughing burns calories.

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too."

"Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

Why is Obesity i**... in Japan?

Because the last time there was a fat man in their country, thousands died.

Which city do Fat people live in?

Obesity.

Which city has the biggest people?

Obesity

Some people suffer from ailments that are innappropriate to joke about; however

Obesity is something to be made light of.

The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

Unfortunately,, there is no cure for lockjaw.

However, lockjaw is a great cure for obesity.

Where do fat people live?

Obesity.

An obese woman goes the the doctor.

The doctor attempts to suggest diet and exercise. The woman responds, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese, my sister is obese, my brother is obese, my cousins are obese. Obesity runs in my family." She doctor thinks for a second and responds, "It sounds like no one runs in your family."

Most recent obesity study was inconclusive

They needed a larger test group.

A man says to his doctor "obesity runs in my family." The doctor disagrees, replying

"The problem is not that obesity runs in your family; the problem is that no one in your family runs."

I made an obesity joke the other day and this woman came up to me afterwards, quite a big b**... girl.

She said, "I think you're fatist!"
I said, "No. I think you're fattest."

Obesity is a disease that runs in the family

'Cause nobody runs in the family

Doctor knows best.

Doctor : you have been diagnosed with obesity
Me : I know it runs in the family
Doctor : nobody runs in your family.

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.
The other's a wideworld problem.

Obesity runs in my family.

An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

Why are people obese?

I mean obesity is literally a problem u can run way from

Whats one problem you can run from?

Obesity

Man : So you see, Doctor, the problem is that obesity runs in my family.

Doctor : No. The problem is that *nobody* runs in your family.

What do you call a kilogram of donuts .

Property of obesity

I will admit Communism isn't all bad.

It sure as h**... would fix America's obesity problem

Fat guy walks into a doctor's office

He says "doctor, I think I have obesity. My mom had obesity, my dad had it, and evan my uncle has obesity."
Doctor replies "sir, the problem isn't that obesity runs in your family."
"The problem is that nobody runs in your family"

My pet parrot died of obesity.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

the problem isnt that obesity runs in your family

the problem is that no one runs in your family

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

A doctor sees an obese women to advise her about weight loss.

The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family." The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

Don't make fun of obesity

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

Yo Mama so fat,

that she should be concerned because obesity is a huge problem

An man goes to the doctor's office for a blood test

An man goes to the doctor's office for a blood test.
The doctor tells him he is obese and has to become more healthy.so the man tells the doctor obesity runs in my family
the doctor says to the man obesity doesn't run in your family, nobody runs in your family
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I just came to the realization,

Obesity is a growing problem.

I went to a website about causes of obesity.

A window popped up that said 'accept all cookies'. It all made sense.

I'm not saying woke culture is killing comedy...

..., but when I made a joke about my obesity, the crowd booed me and told me "How dare you!? You're handsome!"

What do we want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it?

After dinner!