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So I set some obese kids ablaze
A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.
The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"
The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."
They already have enough on their plates.
They don't work out.
Trans fats.
But those are just round figures.
You exercise it.
Bedward ScissorHams
...Because they hate getting exorcised.
I am trans-fat.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
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"So, Rookie, What do you make of all this?"
"Well, the vic was found naked in bed, severely beaten to death. Sounds like a clear cut murder case if you ask me"
"close. Our prime suspect is his wife, a morbidly obese woman who says he asked to be on the bottom during sex"
"So it was a suicide then...."
A trans fat
***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.***
He has a four chin.
...They have enough on their plate.
You exorcise him.
Optimistic.
"Do you understand what this means?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now."
If you look under the word "obese".
Both want to get into smaller pants.
She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a pistol and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.
I mean they already have enough on their plate!
It was a lot to digest
Trans fat
Because he's morbidly obese
One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing cocaine before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.
I guess they didn't work out.
All he wanted was to eat, drink and be Mary.
I'm trans fat.
...and sees two obese women having a conversation. He walks up to them and notices they have an accent. He says, "hello ladies, I like your accent is it from Scotland?" One of the women replies, "It's Wales you idiot." The man says to the women, " I'm sorry, hello whales, is your accent from Scotland?"
Japan: Ah. So did I ever tell you what happened the last time we had a Fat Man in Japan?
It doesn't last as long for the obese.
A trans fat
But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.
Four-chin 500
My obese wife is called penny.
That was a weight off my shoulders.
they've already got enough on their plate to deal with.
Obese patient: Can I eat salad instead ?
Doctor: No, fatty.
Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?
An Obese man wants to lose a few pounds, goes to see a specialist...
He's in the lobby for an hour before the doc calls him in.
Doc: I apologize for your wait.
Man: Don't, *I'm* the one that can't stop eating.
An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."
Don't you think they have enough on their plate already?
Morbidly obese.
I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.
Only the biggest movers and shakers get in.
It's been really sad, but it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
they have enough on their plate.
It's a obese snapping turtle
It's a lot of weight off my shoulders.
Aisle weight.
The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family." The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."
A woman visits the doctor
Doctor: Madame, you are obese.
Woman: What?? I demand a second opinion!
Doctor: Your hair looks stupid.
The 1st heart belonged to a 22 year old Olympian in peak physical condition who died tragically.
The 2nd heart belonged to an 80 year old obese sedentary politician.
Without thinking twice, the patient chooses the 2nd heart.
Shocked by his choice, the surgeon asks Why did you choose that heart?
The patient responds Because I know that heart has never been used.
It was a huge weight off my shoulders.
Patient: For that, I definetly want a second opinion!
Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.
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