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131 obese jokes and hilarious obese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about obese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? This article explores the humor around morbidly obese people and their weight struggles. Learn why chubby jokes are not so funny anymore and how humor can change the conversation around weight and nutrition.

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Funniest Obese Short Jokes

Short obese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The obese humour may include short overweight jokes also.

  1. Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate? They don't like Fat Man and Little Boy
  2. The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family The problem is that nobody runs in your family
  3. My obese parrot died recently. It's been really sad, but it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
  4. Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
  5. Why is obesity not a problem in Japan? Because the last time they had a fat man there. Several thousand people died.
  6. My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
  7. What do you call 2 fat goths? Morbidly obese.
    I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.
  8. Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson: Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
  9. Doctor: Before you go to sleep, don't eat anything fatty. Obese patient: Can I eat salad instead ?
    Doctor: No, fatty.
  10. Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already.

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Obese One Liners

Which obese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with obese? I can suggest the ones about obesity and fat people.

  1. What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity
  2. Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for the obese.
  3. I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat.
  4. I witnessed the break up of an obese couple I guess they didn't work out.
  5. It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate.
  6. Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
  7. What do you call the list of most grossly obese people in the world? Four-chin 500
  8. My obese parrot just died. I'm very sad but it is a huge weight off my shoulders.
  9. What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
  10. is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.
  11. What do you call an obese transgender? Trans fat
  12. Which disease is least prevalent in Africa? Obesity
  13. What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings
  14. What's the largest city in America? Obesity
  15. In which city do fat people stay? Obesity.

Morbidly Obese Jokes

Here is a list of funny morbidly obese jokes and even better morbidly obese puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ? Because he's morbidly obese
  • Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese." "Do you understand what this means?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now."
  • What do you call a morbidly obese vegetarian? Megafauna.
  • Saw an over weight goth today, I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.
  • How are morbidly obese people and child molesters alike? Both want to get into smaller pants.
  • My psychic is 500 lbs and morbidly obese. They're a four-chin teller.
  • What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future? A four-chin teller.
  • I really want my own reality show on TLC. Did I mention that I am a morbidly obese little person with 18 children and I just escaped from Scientology!
  • They classified a guy I work with morbidly obese which seems a little harsh... I mean, he has enough on his plate already.
  • A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight
    30% are deemed morbidly obese
    10% ate the test
Obese joke, A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows:

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about obese can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of obese puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Obese Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about obese you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean chubby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make obese prank.

What to you call a obese mouse?

A PIE-RAT

So I want to start losing weight and burning fat

So I set some obese kids ablaze

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.
The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"
The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."

did you watch the obese fashion show?

they had some pretty good role models

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons?

Trans fats.

Approximately eighty million Americans are obese.

But those are just round figures.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

How do you get rid of an obese d**...?

You exercise it.

I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor.

What do you call two obese l**... who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Demons must be obese...

...Because they hate getting exorcised.

As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate.

I too only run once every four years.

Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

In a crime scene....

"So, Rookie, What do you make of all this?"
"Well, the vic was found n**... in bed, severely beaten to death. Sounds like a clear cut m**... case if you ask me"
"close. Our prime suspect is his wife, a morbidly obese woman who says he asked to be on the bottom during s**..."
"So it was a s**... then...."

When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women "I think you're fatist," he responded, "No. I think you're fattest."

Doctor: You're obese. Patient:

***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.***

Did you hear about the obese millionaire?

He has a four chin.

A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get?

A Netflix original series!

What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.

A Big Fat Geek Wetting.

I hate how feminists are always stereotyped as being obese women...

How dare you call me a feminist!

What do you do to get rid of an obese d**...?

You exorcise him.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender p**...?

Clickbait

A morbidly obese man sees a doctor and tells him that neither his horrid diet nor lack of exercise is the issue

"It just runs in my family" says the man.
"No," says the doctor, "the problem is that nobody runs in your family!"

What do you call a fat mexican jedi?

Obese Juan Kenobi

What do you call an obese woman with a r**... whistle?

Optimistic.

My body is very well-defined.

If you look under the word "obese".

A woman is suicidally depressed

She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a p**... and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.

Ok guys seriously, can we stop with the obese jokes??

I mean they already have enough on their plate!

An inspector arrives at m**... scene of an obese man by a cannibal

It was a lot to digest

c**... in school

One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing c**... before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.

Have you heard about the obese, alcoholic t**...?

All he wanted was to eat, drink and be Mary.

Even though I'm pretty skinny, I identify as an obese person...

I'm trans fat.

A man walks into a bar...

...and sees two obese women having a conversation. He walks up to them and notices they have an accent. He says, "hello ladies, I like your accent is it from Scotland?" One of the women replies, "It's Wales you idiot." The man says to the women, " I'm sorry, hello whales, is your accent from Scotland?"

What was the obese cop's only arrest?

A cardiac one.

Interviewer: So Japan, I hear that you're the least obese country in the world. How did you achieve this?

Japan: Ah. So did I ever tell you what happened the last time we had a Fat Man in Japan?

What do call an obese t**...?

A trans fat

You should always be up front and direct when talking to obese people...

Because if you sugar coat it they'll probably just eat that too.

I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal

But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.

I was told I'd come into big money one day...

My obese wife is called penny.

A pansexual enters a room full of obese nymphomaniacs

No one has room to judge.

Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans?

The last time they let a Fat Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.

An obese woman goes the the doctor.

The doctor attempts to suggest diet and exercise. The woman responds, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese, my sister is obese, my brother is obese, my cousins are obese. Obesity runs in my family." She doctor thinks for a second and responds, "It sounds like no one runs in your family."

Yesterday my obese parrot died

That was a weight off my shoulders.

I think we should stop shaming people if they're obese

they've already got enough on their plate to deal with.

I was looking for a new psychic when I noticed they were either obese or anorexic.

Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?

What do you call it when obese statesmen end a war during tea time?

Peace of Cake.

My fellow obese Americans

chasing the American dream does not count as exercise.

Why are there no obese people in Japan?

Remember what happened the last time they had a Fat Man?

An obese man wants to lose a few pounds, goes to see a specialist...

An Obese man wants to lose a few pounds, goes to see a specialist...
He's in the lobby for an hour before the doc calls him in.
Doc: I apologize for your wait.
Man: Don't, *I'm* the one that can't stop eating.

An obese woman goes to the doctor.

She explains to the Doctor that she has been very nauseas and vomiting, even more so in the morning. After many tests and examinations the doctor came to a conclusion, "It looks like you're pregnant." He told her.
The woman was very distraught with his diagnosis. "I'm pregnant?!" She shrieks.
"No, but it looks like you are."

Obesity runs in my family.

An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

The lives of morbidly obese people are like hourglasses

If they don't get turned upside down soon enough, they will be done.

What do you call an obese person that gets a s**... change?

A trans fat

When you're morbidly obese, you get shut down by lots of people. But the worst is when it comes from parents...

MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate already?

A Corpulent Woman visits the Doctor

Woman: Hey Doc, everytime I walk up the stairs my back hurts and my heart beats like crazy.
Doc: I imagined something like that right when you walked in here. You're morbidly obese.
Woman: That's outrageous. I want a second opinion!
Doc: Alrigt, you're also pretty ugly.

Why should you never give an obese person a hard time?

They already have enough on their plate.

Why are people obese?

I mean obesity is literally a problem u can run way from

Did you know you have to be in the top 1% of wealth to get admitted to the clinic for obese Parkinson's sufferers?

Only the biggest movers and shakers get in.

If an obese person goes skinny dipping,

It really isn't.

What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

Oh the huge manatee!

Obese joke, What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

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