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Oats Jokes

32 oats jokes and hilarious oats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready for a laugh with these funny jokes about oats! From Quaker Oats to wheat and barley, these jokes about oats and feed will have you rolling with laughter. Check out these rib-tickling oat puns and find out why oats are so funny!

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Funniest Oats Short Jokes

Short oats jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oats humour may include short oatmeal jokes also.

  1. I stopped at a coffee shop in Glasgow When I approached the barista, I ordered a latte with oat milk.
    Stunned and confused, the barista tells me, we cannae make a latte withoat milk
  2. Someone should make a breakfast themed parody of Eminem's movie It would be called "Oat-Mile"
  3. Me, I like to harvest grains with a scythe. Though not many people here like those of us who reap oats.
  4. You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company? Haulin' Oats
  5. Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?
    A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
  6. Why do 80s music fans get their porridge from the Netherlands? Because it's made with Holland oats.
  7. What do you get when you put 1 tsp each of almonds, oats, corn flakes, and raisins in a bowl? A muesli/measly serving.
  8. Did you hear about the two musicians driving trucks full of wheat? They were haulin' oats
  9. What did Buckwheat from Little Rascals feed his horse? Oat Hay!
  10. Why did the rude tourist in Canada buy cereal? Everywhere he went people told him to get oat.

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Oats One Liners

Which oats one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oats? I can suggest the ones about wheat and cereal.

  1. If you take goat milk onto the ISS... ... it becomes oat milk.
  2. A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business. He *barley* made ends meet.
  3. What do horses eat at a rave? Oats Oats Oats Oats
  4. Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
  5. A farmer was taking a nap under grains and was arrested for perjury For lying under oats
  6. Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats
  7. What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats
  8. Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive? Pollen Oates
  9. Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats.
  10. Two musicians were hired to drive a grain truck They were Hall and Oates
  11. Name the Canadian Self-motivating Breakfast of Champions "Sort yourselves Oats"
  12. What do classy horses eat? Oat cuisine
  13. what is the most important meal of the day oat meal
  14. What do Dutch farmers feed their sheep? Holland oats
  15. What did the duck eat for breakfast? Quacker Oats

Quaker Oats Jokes

Here is a list of funny quaker oats jokes and even better quaker oats puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What clothes do Quakers wear? Oat couture
  • What do you get when you have s**... with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Oats joke, What do you get when you have s**... with the Quaker Oats guy?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Oats Jokes

What funny jokes about oats you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corn flakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oats pranks.

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.

Oats joke, What do Dutch farmers feed their sheep?