Oatmeal Cookie Jokes
4 oatmeal cookie jokes and hilarious oatmeal cookie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oatmeal cookie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Oatmeal Cookie Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good oatmeal cookie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.
It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs.
He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
No, you can't have those! They're for the f**...!
I only eat certain types of oatmeal cookies
because raisins.
Why are oatmeal cookies better?
No raisin
Oatmeal raisin cookies are the child molesters of the cookies world,
they should have to let everyone within a 2 mile radius who they really are.
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