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Funniest Oar Short Jokes

Short oar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oar humour may include short paddle jokes also.

  1. "Hey man, I've never been in a two man rowboat before. Do I take this paddle or that one?" "Either oar."
  2. What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
  3. I went boating with cast of friends the other day... None of them could use an oar, but Lisa Kudrow.
    Sorry.
  4. Two penguins are rowing a boat in a vast desert of sand. Where's your oar? Asks one to the other. Sure do. The other reply's.
  5. A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him... "Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"

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Oar One Liners

Which oar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oar? I can suggest the ones about rowboat and sail.

  1. When rowing a boat, do you use the left paddle or the right paddle? Either oar.
  2. My dentist can knock you out with gas or his boat paddle. It's a matter of ether oar
  3. Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes? It was quite the oar deal.
  4. Did you hear about the sale at the boat store? It was quite and oar deal.
  5. The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar.
  6. Did you hear about the paddle sale? It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).
  7. Imagine if oars could swim? Wouldn't that be oar-swam?
    I'm so sorry...
  8. What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater.
  9. Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar...
  10. Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly? Because of the meaty oars
  11. I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full
  12. Why do sailors make the best soldiers? They know how to follow oar-ders.
  13. Have you seen the scary movie about the s**... paddle? It was a w**...-oar.
  14. What do you call group s**... on a boat? An oar-gy
  15. How do boats apologise? S**oar**ry!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about oar can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of oar puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Oar Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about oar you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean boat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make oar prank.

U.S. navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "g**..., we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

A man was out on a fishing trip

When suddenly, he dropped one of his oars into the water, frustrated that he couldn't get the boat moving, he decided to seek help.
He saw someone with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar. "Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled.
The man appeared offended, "thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

I was out fishing on the lake with my dad yesterday. When we were ready to call it a day my dad goes to start up the motor and it doesn't work.

Dad: "Looks like we're gonna have to row back to the bank. Pass me one of those paddles."
Me: "Which one?"
Dad: "Either oar."

Two men were setting off to canoe

As two men were just about to set off on a canoeing trip.
One man turned to the other and said.
"Hey could you hand me that paddle?"
The other man lifted the two "This one?"
"Either oar"

Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.

The oar salesman said vou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, it's only 5.00$ per oar
SO Johnson's friend said Rock, pay per six oars

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