Oakland Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Southwest Airlines

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant asked: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said: "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas

Most Oakland fans won't even be able to go to games now due to parole stipulations...

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

The Oakland Raiders are moving to Las Vegas

I think that is quite a gamble.

As a white Raiders fan...

The worst part about the move from Oakland to Vegas, is having to learn a whole new city's gang signs that I'm never going to use.

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