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If I had a nickel for every time someone called me a racist...
I could quit my job at the NYPD
The NYPD is reporting that Antifa has painted convincing-looking tunnels on walls to trick New York's Finest into running into them at high speed
They're calling it "operation meep-meep"
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Detective Work
A urologist is sitting down to lunch when he gets a call from a NYPD detective. Puzzled, he picks up the phone and listens as the detective details the fact patterns of a h**.... After about 5 minutes the detective finishes, re-summarizes the facts, and asks the urologist: "Who do you think committed the m**...?"
The urologist says "Listen, fella, I think you have the wrong number. I'm a doctor."
The detective says "Right! So, in urinalysis, who committed the crime?
NYPD officer belts out Backstreet Boys over intercom New. York Post
That's what happens when you're under to much pressure
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How do you spell racist?
*N-Y-P-D*
Lawyer: The investigation is still ongoing.
Press: Oh, so you've reported it to the NYPD?
Lawyer: No. I'm just a lawyer.
Pressconference: Have you reported this to the NYPD?
No, I'm just a lawyer.
After a horrible crime wave, the NYPD put mounted police officers on every street corner in the city.
It was an impressive show of horse.
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