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What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.
It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore....
Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".
I don't even know where that is!!
Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell c**....
I would not have to sell c**... anymore.
Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore.
There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.
It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore..
It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
I told my wife, "I feel bad for saying this but you are getting loose and it doesn't feel as good anymore"
She replied, "don't feel bad, it's not your fault!"
nobody seems to upvote a cake joke on cakeday anymore
Feeling desserted
Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...
I can never get a straight answer.
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
She said "Carl, I.. can't see you anymore"... That was weird. I was like- "Babe, I'm standing right here." then she said "No, you don't understand... I'm seeing someone else" which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room. I had to break it off after that.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.
Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!
Jobs that don't exist anymore
1. Steve
So I heard that the hacker "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...
Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
Mom: Son, why dont you talk to Mark anymore? You used to be best friends.
Son: Well would you talk to someone who is s**..., uses drugs and is an alchocolic?
Mom: Of course not.
Son: Well neither would he.
So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS
... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
A guy wants a divorce
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, I just can't take it anymore. Every night she's out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar.
Judge asks, what's she doing?
The guy answers, Looking for me.
If you ever feel lonely...
just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
My doctor recommended to eat at BurgerKing more often
Well he said I should not have mcdonalds anymore, but I know what he meant.
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