nylon Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nylon puns

Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its arse,

And turned its wool to nylon.

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Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

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What are the five best fabrics of all time?

Think about it! Nylon, Nylon, Nylon, Nylon, and Nylon.

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Mary Had A Little Lamb (Multi-Limerick, Mildly NSFW)

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 4 thousand volts went up its bum, and turned it wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was black as soot, and every where that Mary went, a sooty foot it put.

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a stutter, every where that Mary went, its name was hard to utter.

Mary had a little lamb, she also had tourettes, every where that Mary went, cock balls snowy twat came following after.

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Nope.

Bob Dylan and Bob Nylon are good friends.

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Bethesda's new statement regarding why they don't supply canvas bags...

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for using nylon bags.

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I once had a run in with some portable nylon housing...

...it was tents.

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I understand why Bethesda gave customers a nylon bag instead of a canvas one, I really do.

They gave us a trash bag to put their shitty game inο»Ώ.

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What are the most funny Nylon jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nylon? Well, here are the best Nylon dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nylon pick up lines to share with friends.

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