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At church in Russia they have Communionism.
Jesus broke bread and said "This is my body..." The Russian apostle cuts him off and says "Nyet, it is 'our' body".
What do russians use for fishing?
A fishing nyet
Boris and Ivan are walking down the street in Leningrad
Boris: It is beautiful day in Soviet Russia! I am happy to live in glorious motherland!
Ivan: Nyet. *We* are happy to live in glorious motherland.
Boris: Blyat. My bad.
Ivan: Our bad.
A Ukrainian prisoner of war is being interrogated by a Russian officer.
During their conversation, the Ukrainian notices that the Officer has only one boot.
He asks, Did you lose a boot?
The Russian replies Nyet. I found a boot
Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?
Nyet
Soviet joke: a family is watching the evening news when the announcer says taxes on v**... will be going up.
This means there will be some major changes for our family, comrades, says the man.
You mean you will be drinking less? asks his son.
Nyet, says the father. You will all be eating less.
What is the KGB's favorite sport?
Nyet ball.
How do you catch a Russian?
You use a nyet
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