The Best 5 Nutz Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nutz jokes. There are some nutz insane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nutz deez nutz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nutz Jokes and Puns

In Transylvania. We go hunting for bear!

Father tells son:

Son! We go hunting for bear! Bring the dog, rope and the gun.

So the boy asks: Why we need the dog and the rope?

Because, when we go hunting for bear. The bear will be up on the tree. I climb up, shake the bear down. When the bear falls the dog will bite his nutz so you can rope the bear!

But then why we need the gun?

Because if the bear shakes me down, you have to shoot the dog!

Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?

"Deez Nutz"

What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant?

Captain D's Nutz

What did the stud bee give the queen bee?

BEEZ NUTZ

What did the Nutzies say to their leader?

"Heil Dickler"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nutz fatima jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nutz dez piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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