Nutshell Jokes

39 nutshell jokes and hilarious nutshell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nutshell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Nutshell Short Jokes

Short nutshell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutshell humour may include short nut sack jokes also.

  1. My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn?" I smiled and explained... "Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
  2. I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is. He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."
  3. The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
    2017: Trump's still trying?
    2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
  4. I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?" I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."
  5. You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside? That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.
  6. Social media in a nutshell Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
    LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
    Twitter: "I'm so funny"
    Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
  7. Legendary Skins in a Nutshell Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
    Me: Sure.
    Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
    Me: I don't get it.
    Blizzard: Exactly
  8. If you were to describe me in a nutshell... ... it would probably be in a fetal position pushing against the sides hoping that the shell would break.
  9. GDPR in a nutshell: 'Does anyone know a good GDPR consultant?'
    'I do.'
    'Can you forward me their details?'
  10. Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock. Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.

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Nutshell One Liners

Which nutshell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nutshell? I can suggest the ones about sea shell and nuts and bolts.

  1. What's an acorn ? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
  2. Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
  3. What is an acorn, really? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
  4. I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
  5. How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!
  6. How do you briefly describe an acorn? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
  7. What are eggs? Chickens in a nutshell.
  8. I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
  9. Me in a nut shell "help , I'm in a nutshell!"
  10. Don't nut in November No Nut November in a Nutshell
  11. My life in a nutshell is that I'm nuts
  12. Wanna hear how I got blueballs ? Ok but I'll say it in a nutshell
  13. Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No.
  14. s**...... Is just life in a nutshell
  15. What are t**...? They're life in a nutshell.

Nutshell joke, What are t**...?

Hilarious Nutshell Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nutshell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nutty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutshell pranks.

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell

Spiders in a nutshell

Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let's call it long legs
Scientist 2: Not k**... enough

My mom in a nutshell

Teacher: Radish is good at public speaking, math, debating

What do you call s**... with a c**... on?

s**... in a nutshell

Nutshell joke, What do you call s**... with a c**... on?