Hilarious Nutshell Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What's an acorn ?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn?" I smiled and explained...
"Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.
He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."
s**......
Is just life in a nutshell
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
The Trump Years in a Nutshell
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
What is an acorn, really?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Spiders in a nutshell
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let's call it long legs
Scientist 2: Not k**... enough
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell!
How do you briefly describe an acorn?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
You can explore nutshell basically reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean nutshell almond dad jokes. There are also nutshell puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?"
I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."
What are eggs?
Chickens in a nutshell.
You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside?
That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.
Social media in a nutshell
Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
What are t**...?
They're life in a nutshell.
Legendary Skins in a Nutshell
Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
Me: I don't get it.
Blizzard: Exactly
I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
If you were to describe me in a nutshell...
... it would probably be in a fetal position pushing against the sides hoping that the shell would break.
Me in a nut shell
"help , I'm in a nutshell!"
My mom in a nutshell
Teacher: Radish is good at public speaking, math, debating
Mom: WHAT MY SON GOOD AT PUBLIC m**...
Teacher:nononononononono
GDPR in a nutshell:
'Does anyone know a good GDPR consultant?'
'I do.'
'Can you forward me their details?'
'No.'
What do you call s**... with a c**... on?
s**... in a nutshell
Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.
Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.
Don't nut in November
No Nut November in a Nutshell
My life in a nutshell is that
I'm nuts
Interviewer: In a nutshell, tell me how you became an extreme contortionist.
Contortionist: That might be pushing it.
Amateur reporting in a nutshell
Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!
