Nutshell Jokes

Funniest Nutshell Short Jokes

Short nutshell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutshell humour may include short sea shell jokes also.

1. My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn?" I smiled and explained... "Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
2. The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
   2017: Trump's still trying?
   2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
3. I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?" I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."
4. You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside? That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.
5. Social media in a nutshell Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
   LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
   Twitter: "I'm so funny"
   Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
6. Legendary Skins in a Nutshell Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
   Me: Sure.
   Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
   Me: I don't get it.
   Blizzard: Exactly
7. If you were to describe me in a nutshell... ... it would probably be in a fetal position pushing against the sides hoping that the shell would break.
8. GDPR in a nutshell: 'Does anyone know a good GDPR consultant?'
   'I do.'
   'Can you forward me their details?'
   'No.'
9. Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock. Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.
10. Interviewer: In a nutshell, tell me how you became an extreme contortionist. Contortionist: That might be pushing it.

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Nutshell One Liners

Which nutshell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nutshell? I can suggest the ones about nuts and bolts and nutty.

1. What's an acorn ? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
2. How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!
3. What are eggs? Chickens in a nutshell.
4. I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
5. Me in a nut shell "help , I'm in a nutshell!"
6. Don't nut in November No Nut November in a Nutshell
7. My life in a nutshell is that I'm nuts
8. Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No.
9. s**...... Is just life in a nutshell
10. What are t**...? They're life in a nutshell.
11. What do you call s**... with a c**... on? s**... in a nutshell
12. Wanna hear how I got blueballs ? Ok but I'll say it in a nutshell

Hilarious Nutshell Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nutshell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shellfish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutshell pranks.