Nutshell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nutshell jokes. Read nutshell jist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nutshell summary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Nutshell Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What's an acorn ?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "

Ps: This sub in a nutshell

My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn?" I smiled and explained...

"Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"

I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.

He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."


Is just life in a nutshell

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

The Trump Years in a Nutshell

2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"

Nutshell joke, The Trump Years in a Nutshell

What is an acorn, really?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Spiders in a nutshell

Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let's call it long legs

Scientist 2: Not k**... enough

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?"

I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."

What are eggs?

Chickens in a nutshell.

You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside?

That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.

Social media in a nutshell

Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"

What are t**...?

They're life in a nutshell.

Nutshell joke, What are t**...?

Legendary Skins in a Nutshell

Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

Blizzard: Legendary Skins.

Me: I don't get it.

Blizzard: Exactly

I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

If you were to describe me in a nutshell...

... it would probably be in a fetal position pushing against the sides hoping that the shell would break.

Me in a nut shell

"help , I'm in a nutshell!"

My mom in a nutshell

Teacher: Radish is good at public speaking, math, debating



GDPR in a nutshell:

'Does anyone know a good GDPR consultant?'
'I do.'
'Can you forward me their details?'

What do you call s**... with a c**... on?

s**... in a nutshell

Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.

Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.

Don't nut in November

No Nut November in a Nutshell

My life in a nutshell is that

I'm nuts

Nutshell joke, My life in a nutshell is that

Interviewer: In a nutshell, tell me how you became an extreme contortionist.

Contortionist: That might be pushing it.

Amateur reporting in a nutshell

Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!

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