Nutritive Jokes
31 nutritive jokes and hilarious nutritive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nutritive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nutritive Short Jokes
Short nutritive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutritive humour may include short jokes also.
- I put my Dobermans on a vegan diet and I'm worried about their nutrition. Between the five of them, they're getting through a vegan a week - am I overfeeding them?
- Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers... They just changed their active ingredients to nutrition facts .
- What does a woman want? Equality
Safety
Education
Independence
Nutrition
Love
What does a man want?
Woman
Happy Woman's Day!! - It turns out scientists have found a cure for weeaboos. It was a nutrition problem all along! Too much manganese.
- I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food. But Fat is always winning.
- I like my women like I like my snacks.. Cheesy, salty, a little sweet, and upset about my nutritional value per 50g servings.
- What is it called when two armies fight until their enemy runs out of food? War of nutrition
- The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out. It's a war of nutrition.
- Eggs People think that there are nutritional differences between white eggs and brown eggs. but honestly there isnt, it's kind of like white kids and black kids.
They all taste the same. - Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.
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Nutritive One Liners
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- According to this nutrition label... I am a family of four
- My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like no whey !
- What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats
- Did you hear about the nutritional bars that got into a fight? I heard Fiber One.
- Physicist: "I have an eating disorder?" More like nutritional entropy.
- What do you call false nutrition labels? Alternative fats.
- What is every Spanish pirates' favorite nutritional supplement? L-Arginine
- What is the worst nutrition advice you can give to a colour blind person? Eat the rainbow
- What do you tell your SO when they won't s**...? You can't spell nutrition without NUT
Nutritive Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about nutritive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutritive pranks.
Nutrition major's birthday is coming up.. help me get some brownie points!
Hey guys! I've been enjoying your jokes for a couple months now and thought I'd try to get some help from the comics themselves. A friend of mine is a nutrition major and her birthday is coming up, I'm trying to come up with a funny gift/card I can give to her. Any ideas?
The final word on nutrition and health.
The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Physics joke
A man is interested in placing a bet on a horse race; only he's a smart, educated guy and doesn't want to blow his money on the wrong horse. He decides to consult a vet, a statistician an a physicist.
He goes to the vet. The vet examines the horses for a few minutes, then points to a horse and says: "this is the healthiest, strongest, horse. He'll probably win".
He then goes to the statistician. The statistician takes a couple of hours to analyze all the previous races of all contending horses. He takes into account the horse's nutrition, the weather, the day of the week, the number of spectators and many other factors. In the end, he points to a horse and says that, based on past performance, it has the highest probability of winning the race.
Finally, the man goes to a physicist. The physicist thinks for a few minutes and tells him he needs a few days to think it over. A day passes, then two days, then three. It's finally a day before the race and the bets have to be placed. But still there's no word from the physicist. The man decides he has to get an answer so he angrily calls the physicist himself. His reply? "listen, the problem you've given me was harder than I anticipated. By now, I only managed to solve it for a spherical horse in vacuum".