Nutritious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nutritious jokes. Read nutritious nutritionist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nutritious patties puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly & Ridiculous Nutritious Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What does a gay horse eat?

A nutritious and balanced diet provided by their owner, you bigots.

My uncle wants to publish a cookbook that teaches people how to prepare nutritious and tasty meals using the kinds of meagre rations that are available in the aftermath of a hurricane/earthquake/flood/etc.

I told him it sounds like a recipe for disaster.

My wife made grilled cheese for dinner 4 days in a row

I come up to her and say "What's up honey, don't you have enough time to make dinner?"

She nonchalantly replies "No, I do"

Surprised, I quickly say "Then how come you're not taking the time to make a better and more nutritious dinner?"

She smirks and replies "The last 4 nights in bed, you had plenty of time, but you decided to finish quickly."

What is it that kids love about the taste of synonym toast crunch?

Is it because it's nutritious, wholesome, salutary and invigorating?

The new Dota 2 patch seems very nutritious..

It contains many new treants.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the nutritious healthy puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working nutritious sauce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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