Nutritious Jokes
4 nutritious jokes and hilarious nutritious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nutritious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Nutritious Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good nutritious joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What does a gay horse eat?
A nutritious and balanced diet provided by their owner, you bigots.
My uncle wants to publish a cookbook that teaches people how to prepare nutritious and tasty meals using the kinds of meagre rations that are available in the aftermath of a hurricane/earthquake/flood/etc.
I told him it sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Failures in Marketing. Exhibit: Choc-coli
The chocolate covered broccoli that is both *semi-nutritious* and *semi-delicious*.
My wife made grilled cheese for dinner 4 days in a row
I come up to her and say "What's up honey, don't you have enough time to make dinner?"
She nonchalantly replies "No, I do"
Surprised, I quickly say "Then how come you're not taking the time to make a better and more nutritious dinner?"
She smirks and replies "The last 4 nights in bed, you had plenty of time, but you decided to finish quickly."
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