Nutritionist Jokes
17 nutritionist jokes and hilarious nutritionist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nutritionist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nutritionist Short Jokes
Short nutritionist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutritionist humour may include short food critic jokes also.
- My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
- I got dumped by a woman that was a nutritionist. She said, "Come back to me when you know what's good for you."
- A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat." The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"
- What do a nutritionist and a final boss in a video game have in common? They both enjoy a full health bar.
- Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now.
- I don't seem to be losing any weight... Even though my nutritionist told me that becoming healthy was a piece of cake.
- An idiot went to a nutritionist, and really took the diet advice seriously, Now he's eating cleaner.
- A nutritionist throws a party A few minutes in, the doorbell rings. One guest walks up to the door and says,"It's Thomas from work!"
"Well," replied the nutritionist, "In-vitamin." - Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet? Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
- A nutritionist delivers a talk at a weight loss convention. "Now, I did have a big red pie chart behind me, but apparently, you all like Strawberry."
Please don't kill me.
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Nutritionist One Liners
Which nutritionist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nutritionist? I can suggest the ones about nurse and psychologist.
- My nutritionist showed up at my door unannounced! I didn't 'vitamin.
- My nutritionist told me to avoid Trans Fats I'm gonna miss Tumblr so much.
- "You'll be a nutritionist!" I told my son. "If you know what's good for you."
- A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce...
- Why did the priest get a nutritionist degree? To help him when exercising Demons
- What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist? A carb-o-rater
Howlingly Hilarious Nutritionist Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about nutritionist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pharmacist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutritionist pranks.
A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy
Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"
A man comes home for his nutritionist appointment.
He tells his wife, "These doctors need to get their act together. This one told me stay away from chips, but the other one told me to get the vaccine."
