Nutrition Jokes

Funniest Nutrition Short Jokes

Short nutrition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutrition humour may include short diet jokes also.

1. I put my Dobermans on a vegan diet and I'm worried about their nutrition. Between the five of them, they're getting through a vegan a week - am I overfeeding them?
2. Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers... They just changed their active ingredients to nutrition facts .
3. What does a woman want? Equality
   Safety
   Education
   Independence
   Nutrition
   Love
   What does a man want?
   Woman
   Happy Woman's Day!!
4. It turns out scientists have found a cure for weeaboos. It was a nutrition problem all along! Too much manganese.
5. I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food. But Fat is always winning.
6. I like my women like I like my snacks.. Cheesy, salty, a little sweet, and upset about my nutritional value per 50g servings.
7. What is it called when two armies fight until their enemy runs out of food? War of nutrition
8. The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out. It's a war of nutrition.
9. Eggs People think that there are nutritional differences between white eggs and brown eggs. but honestly there isnt, it's kind of like white kids and black kids.
   They all taste the same.
10. Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.

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Nutrition One Liners

Which nutrition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nutrition? I can suggest the ones about feeding and fitness.

1. According to this nutrition label... I am a family of four
2. My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like no whey !
3. What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats
4. Did you hear about the nutritional bars that got into a fight? I heard Fiber One.
5. Physicist: "I have an eating disorder?" More like nutritional entropy.
6. What do you call false nutrition labels? Alternative fats.
7. What is every Spanish pirates' favorite nutritional supplement? L-Arginine
8. What is the worst nutrition advice you can give to a colour blind person? Eat the rainbow
9. What do you tell your SO when they won't s**...? You can't spell nutrition without NUT

Gather Around for Heartwarming Nutrition Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about nutrition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutrition pranks.