Nutri Jokes
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My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients
I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
According to this nutrition label...
I am a family of four
A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy
Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"
My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today
I was like no whey !
What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common?
They're both full of trans fats
My nutritionist showed up at my door unannounced!
I didn't 'vitamin.
My nutritionist told me to avoid Trans Fats
I'm gonna miss Tumblr so much.
A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."
The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"
What do a nutritionist and a final boss in a video game have in common?
They both enjoy a full health bar.
I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food.
But Fat is always winning.
"You'll be a nutritionist!" I told my son.
"If you know what's good for you."
A nutritionist throws a party
A few minutes in, the doorbell rings. One guest walks up to the door and says,"It's Thomas from work!"
"Well," replied the nutritionist, "In-vitamin."
A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich.
So lettuce...
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