Nutella Jokes

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Funniest Nutella Short Jokes

Short nutella jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nutella humour may include short chocolate jokes also.

1. An Affair I recently had an affair with a jar of chocolate spread ..... If you see my wife, you better Nutella
2. A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories, but I don't care! I never eat the glass, anyway.
3. What do you get when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella.
   Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing*
4. What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon? You get salmonella
   Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:)
5. Which world leader would you suspect of stealing all that Nutella? My best guess is Nutella the Hun
6. What did one robber say to the other after stealing 20 tons of Nutella? Let's get the fudge out of here!
7. My doctor told me that cutting bread out of my diet completely will help in losing weight... I've been eating nutella straight out of the jar lately.
8. Mom asked his son where he'd hidden the nutella jar!? The boy just said "I'm nutelling you"
9. What do you get when you mix Salmon and Nutella? Salmonella!
10. Yo Momma's so fat... When she asked the doctor what her blood type was, he replied, "Nutella."

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Nutella One Liners

Which nutella one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nutella? I can suggest the ones about sweet and spread.

1. What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You got salmonella
2. What's the secret ingredient in Nutella? I'm nutellin' you.
3. where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you
4. Where did Joe hide the Nutella? He's nutelling you.
5. Wanna here a secret about Nutella? Well I'm nutell-ing you.
6. I remember a time of "Nutella hype"... ...but it wasn't really my jam.
7. Are your legs made of Nutella?
   Because I'd love to spread them!
8. What did the chocolate bank hire when their employee quit? A Nutella
9. What's better than Nutella Nothing
10. Nutella: A reason to buy bread.
11. What do you call Cinderella being BBC'd Nutella
12. So I tried putting Nutella on my salmon last night. I ended up with salmonella
13. A girl asked me if I liked nutella I told her I am nutella her
14. Why is Nutella Gretel's favorite food? It made with Hanselnut.
15. What's the opposite of Nutella? Oldtella!

Comical & Quirky Nutella Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about nutella you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dessert jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nutella pranks.