Nurture Jokes
2 nurture jokes and hilarious nurture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nurture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nurture Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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If a normal person is 1/2 nature and 1/2 nurture, is a hipster 1/3 nature, 1/3 nurture and 1/3 Nietsche?
"Poor Kid"
A couple is due to have a child. The day finally comes and the wife has the child but it comes out with just a head. The couple are a little let down by it, but they are determined to give that head the best life it could live. They give it all its shots, feed it, and nurture it. The head comes up on its 21st birthday when the dad wants to take him out for a drink. They get to the bar and the father orders a couple beers. He helps the head down its first beer when it grows a neck. The father is shocked, so he orders another beer and gives it to the head and it grows some shoulders. The father keeps giving the head more and more beers until it grows a full body. The kid, so excited to have a complete body, is just running around dancing with wild drunken joy, and he runs out into the street only to get hit by a bus. The bartender says to the father "aw, poor kid; should have quit while he was a-head."
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