Nursing School Jokes
13 nursing school jokes and hilarious nursing school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nursing school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Nursing School Short Jokes
Short nursing school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nursing school humour may include short nursing student jokes also.
- Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school So they could learn how to draw blood
- School Nurse: "Sir, your son swallowed 2 dimes and a quarter at recess today. He seems to be okay." Dad: "Thanks. Call me if there's any change."
- Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?
- I just learned how to Draw Blood in Nursing school! It's real easy, you just need something that writes in red!
- What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools.
- So the school nurse gave my daughter 12 kinds of shampoo... She said variety was the spite of lice
- I also finally got an A on my report card, but it's from the schools' nurse and it stands for AIDS.
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Nursing School One Liners
Which nursing school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nursing school? I can suggest the ones about medical school and nursing home.
- I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time.
Silly & Ridiculous Nursing School Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about nursing school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean med school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nursing school pranks.
A mother of a boy walks into the school nurse's office to pick up her son...
She sees her son standing nervously off to one side of the office. His mother walks over to the nurse's desk to sign him out of school. She queries the nurse:
"What was he complaining of? He seems fine!"
The nurse responds: "He had a terrible cough when he came in."
The mother, suspecting her son is faking it, asks the nurse: "Well, what did you give him to make him so much better all of a sudden?"
"I gave him a laxative," replied the nurse.
"A laxative?!" the mother exclaims.
"Yep. Look at him; he's afraid to cough."
An elementary school student gets gum stuck in his hair...
So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"
The science teacher responds "Of course, its just a matter of having the right solvent."
An hour later the nurse asks the science teacher "Have any luck?"
The science teacher responds "Yes, here's the gum back."
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Parents' Occupation!
The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse.
"That's very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?" Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"
"That's very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"
He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a h**...."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
Little Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."
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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse.
Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator.
Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have s**... voices."
The third man married a school teacher.
Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband.
He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"
Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'"