Nursery School Jokes
3 nursery school jokes and hilarious nursery school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nursery school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nursery School Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good nursery school joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...
The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?
The English kid replies: Woof Woof!
The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!
The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!
The firefighters dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
Blonde joke
What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?
A. h**... me dump me!!
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