Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
4 nurse knock knock jokes and hilarious nurse knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nurse knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Nurse Knock Knock Jokes With Friends
Share Hilarious Nurse Knock Knock Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good nurse knock knock joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An American pilot is flying a small plane across Australia.
He crashes in the Outback and is knocked unconscious. When he comes to, he's in a hospital with a nurse standing over him. Still groggy and pretty much out of it, he asks "Did you bring me here to die?" Nurse says "Nah, ya got here yesta die."
John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match
3 hours later he wakes up in a hospital
John: (slowly) Where am I?
Nurse: I. C. U
John: No you can't!!
TIL that the wife of one of the members of the band Chumbawumba had to take a brief hiatus from her breakdancing job while she was pregnant and nursing.
She got knocked up, but she got down again.
A teacher, a nurse, and an Army man were in a hot air balloon.
The balloon was too heavy so each of them dropped something off it. The teacher dropped an apple, the nurse dropped her medical bag, and the Army man drops a grenade. After they land, they go for a walk. They come across a little girl who's crying. They ask her what's wrong and she says an apple fell out of the sky and knocked out her new puppy. Later they come across a little boy who is also crying. They ask him what's wrong and he says a bag fell from the sky and knocked out his new kitten. Then they come across a little girl who's laughing really hard. They ask her what's so funny and she says "I f**... and the building behind me blew up!"
Share These Nurse Knock Knock Jokes With Friends