Nuptials Jokes
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Two l**... named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop...
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
A Greek boyfriend
A chaste, young reverend's daughter marries a strapping young Greek man. Her conservative mother worries, and, considering herself a bit more worldly than her daughter, was worried about their...nightly nuptials.
"So, um," starts the mother, "Have you two been...you know...having intimate relations?"
"Yes, mother," says the daughter.
"He...he...hasn't been trying to do it in...in the...other hole, has he?"
"No, mother."
"Oh, thank heavens."
"He says you can get pregnant that way."
Two lady l**..., both called Rachel, tried to buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. However, the baker refused to serve 'their kind'...
Not surprisingly, the two girls were hugely offended and asked him why he had a problem with gay nuptials.
The baker replied that he had no problems at all, however, he wasn't a supporter inter-Rachel marriage.
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