Nun Habit Jokes
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- Did you hear about the nun who was caught with cannabis sewn into her robe? She had a drug habit.
- I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*
- Did you hear about the nun who's obsessed with Lincoln Park? She's fine, she's going to be breaking the habit tonight
- Did you hear about the nun who got addicted to knitting? She said that needles were habit forming.
- Some people think it's weird that nuns wear basically the same clothes everyday. But to them, it's a habit.
- Why do nuns wear the same outfit every day? It's a habit.
(I made this one up. I doubt I am the first to do it. ) - Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit.
- What do you call the shack where all the halfling nuns wearing too small shoes live? The hobbled habited hobbit habitat.
- Everyday I drive to work there is a nun walking to work at the catholic school down the street. It was so cold today but there she was walking again I guess she's just in the habit.
- A priest was scolding a nun for exposing herself to the congregation multiple times... She replied with: "I can't help it, I have a bad habit."
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- Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit
- Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
- What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit.
- Is it alright to kiss a nun? Sure, as long as you don't get into the habit.
- Why did they kick the nun out of the convent? She always had a dirty *habit*.
- What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun? a force of habit
- What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit
- I asked a nun why she wore the same costume everyday. She said, "It's a habit."
Sorry - My father-in-law's favourite joke. You can kiss a Nun but don't get into the habit.
- I can't stop making nun jokes. Sorry, it's a habit.
- What do you call it when a nun sins regularly? Bad habits
- what do you call a Nun with Jedi powers? A force of habit
- Why was the nun kicked out of the convent? She had a dirty habit.
- I saw a nun wearing a concrete dress. That's a hard habit to break.
- What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit.
I'll see myself out.
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Why didn't the dyer color the hundred-year-old nun's
garments?
Because old habits dye hard.
Why do nuns wear fancy l**...?
Sheer habit.
What do deviant nuns have?
Big bad habits.
Why was the Nun admitted to rehab....
Because she had a habit!
I'll just show myself out
Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?
a) A Roamin' Catholic
b) An unconscious habit
Mother superior is doing the orientation ...
of the new nun. The neighbourhood is rough and so she thought she would put some hypotheticals. "What would you do if you were walking alone at night and got cornered by a man on who demanded to have s**... with you?"
"Well, I would ask him to drop his pants." replied the new nun coolly
Flabbergasted the Mother pressed "And what then?"
"Well, then I would hike up my habit above my knees." replied the nun, still calm.
Aghast at this the Mother could not but ask "And what then?"
"Well, I would start running. I can run a lot faster with my habit hiked up than the man whose trousers are at his ankles."
Did you here about the nun who took up knitting?
She was making quite the habit of it.
A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing
She heard it could be habit-forming
I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns.
She said, "Fine, just don't let it become a habit"
Why did the nun always wear a slip?
Why did the nun always wear a slip?
Sheer habit.
Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun?
It's called Old Habits Die Hard
What does an alcoholic nun have?
A bad habit.
A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit.
Now she just smokes n**....
There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather.
And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it.
What do you call repeatedly molesting a nun?
A force of habit.
What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?
Non-habit forming
Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?
It was a bad habit.
Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?
It's a habit.
What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job?
Getting into the habit
Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German t**... plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?
Old habits die hard
Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails?
You can say she has a bad habit.
A drug addict and a nun
So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, "Sister, you have a bad habit."
A man falls in love with a nun and they run away together...
The church says it doesn't mind, as long as he doesn't get into the habit.
My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently.
I think she is getting into a bad habit.
I always heard it was OK to date a nun...
as long as you don't get into the habit.
Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?
He didn't like nuns.
I once met Bruce Willis
I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.
Two nuns in the park...
Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to s**... assault them.
Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"
Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!"
My wife used to be a nun...
But I got her out of the habit.
A shabby looking Nun walks into a bar...
The barman takes one look at her, pulls out a shotgun and gives her both in the chest...
Aghast, I protest "Christ!? What the h**...'dya do that for?!"
With a look of regret he turns to me and whispers
"...bad habit."
My coworker looked like a nun today
I told her she should break the habit
I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns...
It was habit-forming.
Why did the nun never change her clothes?
It was a bad habit.
My mate keeps having s**... with Nuns.
I did warn him not to get in the habit.
I met a nun recently, she told me she always starts her day by rolling around in mud
I told her that's a dirty habit
Nuns really stick to the rules.
They have quite the habit.
Why was the nun addicted to m**...?
Because she had a habit.
Have you heard of the nun who never washed her clothes?
It was a filthy habit
So, there were two nuns...
...and one of them says to the other 'sister, I've got a filthy *habit*'
'Why? Have you not washed it in a while?'
'No,' she replied. 'I'm a crack addict.'
What's something a nun can't shake off?
A bad habit!
Did you hear about the j**... who beat up a nun?
He kicked the habit.
Did you hear about the nun that loved to run around n**...?
They say she did it out of habit.
Why did the nun never wear her uniform?
It was a bad habit.
You CAN kiss a nun!!!
Just dont get into the habit.
an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray
luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits
When a serial r**... started targeting nuns, one company started marketing armored robes with the tagline:
"It's a hard habit to break."
How did old nuns learn to get dressed so quickly?
They got in the habit.
Why are nuns celibate?
It's hard to get out of the habit.
Every Friday night I go out dressed in a nun's clothes.
What can I say? It's a habit.
I like to dress up in the clothes of unwashed nuns.
I guess I've got a dirty habit.
A young boy runs up to a nun.
Boy: Nun, Nun, Why do you always wear that hood thing.
Nun: It's a habit.
Why were the nun's worn clothes colorfast?
Because old habits dye hard.
Dressing like a nun seems like something I'd like to do, but I've heard it's addictive
and I don't want to get into the habit.
Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing?
He was breaking bad habits.
I kicked a n**... habit today.
Consequently, the nun wearing it filed assault charges against me.
I tried dating a Nun once.
But I just couldn't get into the habit.
The Nuns robes
The Nun had tried ever so hard to change the colour of her old robes but to no avail. I guess old habits dye hard.
I used to dress up as a nun when I was younger, but gave it up.
It was a hard habit to break.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench
Sister Carol lights a cigarette and Sister Beatrice declares:
'That's a filthy habit'
Sister Carol replies: 'blame Sister Mary, she washes the b**... things'.
My father told me you can kiss a nun once
or twice. But don't get into the habit.
What do nun's get when buying cigarettes?
A bad habit.
My dad has taken to walking the streets of our neighborhood dressed as a nun.
We're trying hard to get him out of the habit.
A nun teaching at a Catholic school frequently shows up to work in normal clothes because of how poorly-made the set of religious clothing she was given is.
It's a bad habit.
You hear the one about the nun who couldn't stop praying?
I guess it's a force of habit.
How many habits does a priest wear?
Nun.
I was addicted to not defending myself against nuns.
But I finally kicked the habit.
Heard of the nun that stole a fortune to fund her gambling habit?
The first clue probably should have been that she spent a fortune on a habit specifically for gambling.
The nun's old outfit
A nun noticed that the outfit she had worn for twenty years was faded, so she got some plants and chemicals and tried to change the color, but no matter how many times she tried, the color stayed the same.
Old habits dye hard.
Why did the nun become a stripper?
She didn't have a choice, she was just doing it out of habit.