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  1. There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this
  2. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral I M LIVID
  3. Did you hear about the plan to prohibit the use of Roman numerals? *I for one*, think it's a terrible idea.
  4. There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
    those who don't,
    and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke
  5. My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them. I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
  6. There's a fine line between a numerator a denominator Only a fraction of people will get that joke
  7. A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two" "Aye aye! " responds the first mate
  8. There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. only a fraction of people can understand this joke.
  9. There is a fine line between numerator and denominator Only a fraction of people find this funny
  10. Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals? Crew: I I captain.

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  1. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID
  2. I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX
  3. I, for one, like Roman Numerals
  4. Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500. It was VIVID.
  5. I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500. I am LIVID.
  6. Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one.
  7. My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals. I told her I hope she gets a "C".
  8. There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator the division is clear
  9. I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals. Not on my watch.
  10. My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals... Not on my watch.
  11. What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral.
    :P
  12. Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system? I for one...
  13. I got a C on my roman numerals test. Perfect score.
  14. I, for one Prefer Roman Numerals
  15. Yo mamma is so old… …that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

Numerous joke, Yo mamma is so old…

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50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II

# Alaska
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'
Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."

"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

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