Numerals Jokes

Following is our collection of cater humor and love one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Numerals puns for adults, dirty zeros jokes or clean world gags for kids.

There is an abundance of roman jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 31 funniest jokes on numerals. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hexadecimal witze you can hear about numerals.

The Best jokes about Numerals

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

I, for one, like Roman Numerals

I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I am LIVID.

My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.


I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't....

...I'm so LIVID right now.

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

There are 11 types of people in this world..

a) those that understand Roman numerals.
b) those that don't understand Roman numerals.

I forgot how to wite 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals.

I M LI VI D

Roman Numerals

Wife: 75% of people don't know how to write 99 in Roman numerals.

Me: IC

I can't write 51, 6, or 50 in Roman Numerals.

I'M LIVID!


How are women like converting Roman numerals?

My X always turns into a 10.

I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID!

I keep on forgetting what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6, & 500 are.

I M LIVID

Roman

I'm Having trouble finding out what
51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals!!!
I'm LIVID

What does HIV actually mean?

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

I get angry when I forget Roman numerals. But when I forget the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500...

I'm LIVID.

It's not a good idea to use Roman numerals when talking to family members

I got grounded for a month for saying "wow, you're 40 now?" to my aunt.

I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS

It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (HIV)


Have you heard they are getting rid of Roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

Marine Le Pen, recount the vote!

I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.

There are II types of people.

Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals?

Not on my watch!

Telling time with Roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

The government recent said they wanted to ban Roman numerals.

Not on my watch!

I was speaking to my friend

He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said "Not on my watch"

The school board is discontinuing the teaching of cursive writing and Roman numerals.

I'M €%¥[email protected]# LIVID! (but not anymore).

Let's talk about Roman numerals....

What are they good IV?

What do you call alphabet soup with only I, V, X, L, C, D, and M?

Ramen Numerals!

While in Rome, I for 1, prefer Roman numerals

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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