The Best 38 Numerals Jokes

Following is our collection of Numerals jokes which are very funny. There are some numerals love jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these numerals world puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Numerals Jokes and Puns

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

There are 11 types of people in this world..

a) those that understand Roman numerals.
b) those that don't understand Roman numerals.

Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals?

Not on my watch!

Numerals joke, Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers on

I was speaking to my friend

He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said "Not on my watch"

I, for one, like Roman Numerals


Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't....

...I'm so LIVID right now.

Numerals joke, I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't....

I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS

It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (HIV)

The government recent said they wanted to ban Roman numerals.

Not on my watch!

I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID!

Have you heard they are getting rid of Roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

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Telling time with Roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

Marine Le Pen, recount the vote!

I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.

Roman Numerals

Wife: 75% of people don't know how to write 99 in Roman numerals.

Me: IC

What does HIV actually mean?

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I am LIVID.

Numerals joke, I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.

I get angry when I forget Roman numerals. But when I forget the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500...

I'm LIVID.

My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

How are women like converting Roman numerals?

My X always turns into a 10.


The school board is discontinuing the teaching of cursive writing and Roman numerals.

I'M €%Β₯&@# LIVID! (but not anymore).

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

I can't write 51, 6, or 50 in Roman Numerals.

I'M LIVID!

I forgot how to wite 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals.

I M LI VI D

Roman

I'm Having trouble finding out what
51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals!!!
I'm LIVID

It's not a good idea to use Roman numerals when talking to family members

I got grounded for a month for saying "wow, you're 40 now?" to my aunt.

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

There are II types of people.

Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

I keep on forgetting what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6, & 500 are.

I M LIVID

Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

What's your favorite numbering system?

I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

I got a C on my roman numerals test.

Perfect score.

Can't remember the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.

IM LIVID.

You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with

X is always equal to 10.

My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals...

Not on my watch.

A pirate captain says to his 3 crewmates, "Let's learn Roman numerals!"

The first one says, "Aye."

The second one adds, "Aye aye."

The third one finishes, "Aye aye aye."

There are eleven types of people in the world

Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.

I, for one

Prefer Roman Numerals

I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

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