Numeral Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don't,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two"

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.


Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

What do you call a number that wanders about?

A Roman numeral

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roman numeral.

Mathematician, Physicist and a Lawyer are asked what 1+1 is eaqual to.

Mathematician: Well it depends in which numeral system it is.

Physicist: Depends if it is scalar or a vector.

Lawyer: Well and what do you want it to be?

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