Numbered Jokes
39 numbered jokes and hilarious numbered puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about numbered that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Numbered Short Jokes
Short numbered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The numbered humour may include short numerals jokes also.
- I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1 - How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
- Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
- I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB That was a trip down memory lane
- I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83... On the plus side my IQ test came back positive
- I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
- How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
- I feel sad for people with gay parents They either get twice the number of dad jokes or are stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask mom'
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Numbered One Liners
Which numbered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with numbered? I can suggest the ones about ranked and designated.
- Why is 6.9 the worst number？ It's a 69 interrupted by a period
- What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1.
- Puns make me numb Mathematical puns makes me number
- Her: Let's exchange numbers Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?
- I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven
- I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me.
- Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
- Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
- When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number.
- I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head.
- Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can.
2/10 - A Jewish girl asked for my number
I told her we use names now. - I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
- I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999. Weird right?
Delightful Fun Numbered Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about numbered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean odd numbers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make numbered pranks.
"Mom, I'm dating a man."
"Whom, sweetheart?"
"Mike the mailman."
"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
"But mom, age is just a number."
"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
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65,000,011 years ago
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."
An infinite number of people walk into a bar...
The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limits.
I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!
I bet it's the snooty b**... at number twenty three, she replied.
0.6**...
... beware the number of the millibeast.
One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation.
After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Mom finds a large number of b**... magazines beneath her sons bed.
Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss.
"What do you think we should do?" she asks.
Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
