Numb Jokes
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Funniest Numb Short Jokes
Short numb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The numb humour may include short dumb jokes also.
- 1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow. 1's hands got so cold that they went numb.
2's hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number. - There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones.. ..they make me feel even number.
- Reading all these jokes makes me go numb... But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
- There are so many bad puns in this sub it making me numb. But the worst are the math ones. They make me even number.
- Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- A dad joke joke Most dad jokes make me a little numb, except math dad jokes, they usually make me a little number. :)
- Tonight I'm planning to watch the movie where Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play two math students Numb and Number
- Reading all of these dad jokes make me numb. But math jokes... make me number.
- What song does skin start to sing after being tattooed for a while? "I've become so numb! I can't feel you there!"
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Numb One Liners
Which numb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with numb? I can suggest the ones about nutty and nerdy.
- Puns make me numb Mathematical puns makes me number
- English puns make me numb. But Math puns make me number.
- Studying History makes you numb but studying mathematics makes you number.
- Most of the puns on this sub make me numb But math puns make me number.
- Science puns make me numb But math puns make me number.
- Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel.... ........number
- While most puns make me numb... Math puns make me number
- All of my classes make me numb... But math class makes me number.
- While most puns make me feel numb, Math puns always makes me feel number.
- Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.
- A few puns make me numb But math puns make me number
- Maths make me feel numb But divisibility by 2 makes me even number.
- Most puns make me feel numb Except mathematics jokes. They make me feel number.
- English puns make me feel numb, But math puns make me feel number.
- Puns make me numb Math jokes make me number
Cheerful Numb Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about numb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean numerals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make numb pranks.
Number 12...
A man is walking down the street when he begins to hear yelling. The man notices it's coming from the court yard of a mental hospital. Once he gets closer he notices they are all yelling the number 12. The fence being too high, he peaks through a hole into the fence to see why they are yelling twelve. To his surprise he gets poked in the eye and begins hearing everyone yell 13...13...
Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation?
Because it's two g**....
Number 7
Mark dreams number 7.
He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.
He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.
Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.
Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.
The horse comes seventh.
What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys?
Molasses.
My kinda Dr.
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.
The new method involved blunt force trauma to the patient's head.
The strategy was such a success that people would line up around the block to receive the new anaesthetic.
A man asked the doctor what the line was for.
The doctor replied "that's the punchline."
It's OK to go number 1 in the shower...
...unless you count like a computer programmer.
Number Bullying
1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his t**... and shouts "Stop boolean me!".
pH number.
So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, "cn i hve ur pH no? :)"
To which I reply, "7."
Got six numbers at the bar last night
One more and it would have been a full phone number!
Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven?
When it dies it becomes immortal.
∞
What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?
They both can't even.
Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?
Because its natural log is 1.
I'll show myself out now.
What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real
Why is the number '9' like a peacock?
It's nothing without its tail.
I got 6 numbers at the bar last night...
One more and it would have been a complete telephone number.
(special thanks to Kevin Malone)
You know what the number one leading cause of p**... is, right?
s**... kids.
(Pro Tip: I tell this to every single one of my First Dates. It's my Late 20s testing threshold for whether or not they'll tolerate me for very long.)
I'm an even number
said no one ever
I got a girl's number today!
All I had to do was hit her car.
Which number confuses people?
82
Why can't two even numbers be together?
The odds are against them.
If the number 6**... is considered evil
..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
What's your number?
A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve.
The even numbers said...
The odds are against us.
Why is the number of black priests so small?
Most of them run away after being called father once or twice
A number 2 is walking down the street...
When another number 2 sneaks up from behind and jumps on his friends back to surprise him.
The first number 2 shrieks out-
"Aahhhhh!! You squared me!!"
Sorry...
Did you know that the number of legs in the air of a horse statue indicate how its rider died?
If there are no legs in the air, the rider survived the war.
If there is one leg in the air, the rider was mortally wounded and died after a battle.
If there are two legs in the air, the rider was killed in battle.
If there are three legs in the air, the rider died in a tragic circus accident.
If there are four legs in the air, the rider was abducted by aliens and died in space.
Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value?
For example: 5 equals 5, but
5! equals 120.
How many numbers between 1 - 10 are there that have two syllables?
I can name 7.
What is the number 3s favorite crime?
Trespassing
I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia
Whoops, wrong bus
What is the number one thing white people cook better than any other race?
m**....
What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?
aria code
The number 10210...
Is too intense.
Why didn't the number 3 cross the road?
He saw a sign that said no trespassing.
Think of a number 0 to 20.
Add 32 to it, then multiply your answer by 2. Subtract 2. Now close your eyes.
It's dark, isnt it?
Which number f**...?
Two did.
A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam
She gets into the gown and positions herself into the stirrups. When the doctor comes in, he tells her that the exam may be painful and asked if she would like to be numbed. Afraid of the pain, she replies, please. The doctor says okay, this will just take a minute . The doctor puts on his gloves, lifts up her gown, begins to put his head between her legs and goes numb numb numb numb...
What is the number 25.80697580113 also known as?
The root of all evil.
Which number confuses people?
153
Old number 51628
A man is taking his giraffe for a walk downtown. He gets tired and stops at a bar. As the man sits down the giraffe goes and lays down in the corner.
The bartender says to the man: Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' around!
Man: It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.
How did number 10 die
It was in the middle of 9 11
No one:
Numbers: 0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
One large woodland creature that can't feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can't feel pain.
I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.
How did all the numbers above 2 die?
They over-dos'd
What's the number between 5 & 7?
Believe me or not... But it's 3!.
Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.
Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
21
13: I'm the number everybody hates . 6**...: No way, I am the number everybody hates .
2020: lol .
Number one reason not to have s**... with puppets?
... there's always strings attached.
(I know, I'm sorry, I'll see myself out, bye now)
I was the number one tire salesman over 12 out of 15 quarters
They were mostly Good years
What number do French celiacs hate?
Huit.
My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.
The number 69
Some people think 69 is the perfect number, but the truth is that 9's tired of 6 coming first.
What's the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club?
Tell everybody
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
Because it's two g**....
Come in number 9, your time is up.
Boss, we've only got 8 boats.
Number 6, are you in trouble?
What's the number 1 reason for divorce?
Marriage.
Why are there an even number of people with a fruit f**...?
They always c**... in pears.
This guy had a magic door
This guy had a magic door in his house. Whenever he wanted he could open the door and step into a magic world where he was the only human in. Since he was alone in this magic world he was like the king and he could do whatever he wanted to. There was no wife to throw chores at him, no kids nagging and fighting, no dog he needs to take on a walk - no one. He was alone to do as he pleases for as long as he wanted to until his legs get numb and he has to flush down the water and get back to reality.
What's the number one reason for requesting a medical m**... card?
"I need it for my joints!"
What was the number 1 reason for requesting medical m**...?
'I need it for my joints!'
The number 29 was murdered. The cops arrested all the numbers from 24 to 34.
But 31 was the prime suspect.
What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
Nice belt.
Numbers
The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says the little boy.
