Null Jokes
9 null jokes and hilarious null puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about null that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Null jokes are jokes based around the concepts of a dev null, null hypothesis, and null pointer exception. These jokes are narrative in nature and range from worthless to absolutely hilarious. Learn more about the comedic stylings of null jokes and why they make for great anecdotes.
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I made a java program to tell me my purpose.
It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 999999999999 beers.
Then he orders a lizard.
Then he orders -1 beers.
Then he orders NULL beers
Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.
People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
A software tester walks into a bar.
He orders a beer, -1 beers, 50 beers, nuhriuh beers, NULL beers. The barman happily fulfils the orders he can, and declines the ones he can't.
A software user walks into the same bar, and asks the barman where the toilets are. The barman explodes, the bar burns to the ground, and the building collapses
A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 999999999999 beers.
Then he orders an aardvark.
Then he orders nothing.
Then he orders -1 beers.
Then he orders NULL beers.
Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.
Then he orders a ">.
Finally, the QA engineer leaves without paying, comes back, and asks for the tab.
On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
Null pointer, I love you.
Nothing compares to you.
Why does no one date the null hypothesis?
Because she's a H0.
Why was the null column condemned by the church?
Because it didn't have any values.
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